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Colemanballs
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I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper
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Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Misspokements
The Newcastle back three, back four, back five have been at sixes and sevens.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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He is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.
Emlyn Hughes
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It was a good match, which could have gone either way and very nearly did.
Jim Sherwin
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They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
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He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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And Arsenal [English Soccer Club] now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Peter Beardsley has got a few tricks up his book.
Ian Snodin
English football player
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He was just about to pull the trigger on his left foot.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
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It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
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Mixed metaphors
Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
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The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
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He signals to the bench with his groin.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
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I watched the game, and I saw an awful lot of it.
Andy Gray
British football player
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He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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The shot from Laws was precise but wide.
A British soccer commentator
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That’s another nail in his afternoon.
Mark Blundell
British auto racing driver & announcer
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The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more European.
Phil Neville
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The minute's silence was immaculate, I have never heard a minute's silence like that.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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The shot from Laws was precise but wide.