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Colemanballs
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Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield
British cricketer & television commentator
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We’re calling him the young player of the year, but he’s only 20 years old.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
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Look at those olive trees – they’re two hundred years old – from before the time of Christ!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
Colemanballs
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
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We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
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Dunfermline have a difficult month ahead over the coming 2 or 3 weeks.
Dick Campbell
Scottish football player
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Argentina are the second-best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s like the Sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
And now we have the formalities over, we'll have the National Anthems.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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They can’t change any of their players, but they have changed one of their players and that’s the coach.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Solskjaer never misses the target; that time he hit the post.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
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Johnson has reveled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
When it comes to the David Beckhams of this world, this guy's up there with Roberto Carlos.
Duncan McKenzie
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It’s slightly alarming the way Manchester United decapitated against Stuttgart.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs