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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 27)
It really needed the blink of an eyelid, otherwise you would have missed it.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
Argentina are the second-best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
You don’t score 64 goals in 86 games at the highest level without being able to score goals.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too – one year we came second.
Bob Paisley
Colemanballs
The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Activities
Colemanballs
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As with every young player, he’s only 18.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
On a young David Beckham
He’ll be giving everything, but he hasn’t got everything to give.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing
Colemanballs
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We don’t have to play them every week, although we do play them next week.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
You’re not sure if the ball is going to bounce up or down.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Well, we got nine and you can’t score more than that.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
He hit that one like an arrow.
Alan Parry
Colemanballs
Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Again Mariner and Butcher are trying to work the oracle on the near post.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
Colemanballs
Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
Colemanballs
With the very last kick of the game Macdonald scored with a header.
Alan Parry
Colemanballs
It was easier to miss than score.
Clive Allen
English football player
Colemanballs
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