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Colemanballs
(Page 28)
The crowd think that Todd handled the ball… they must have seen something that nobody else did.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
It wasn’t a bad performance, but you can’t tell whether it was good or bad.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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A game is not won until it is lost.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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PSV have got a lot of pace up front; they’re capable of exposing themselves.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins…
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Roy Evans bleeds red blood.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
Alan Shearer
Colemanballs
Misspokements
It’s hard to be passionate twice a week.
George Graham
Irish football player
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On his team’s punishing schedule
The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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He held his head in his hands as it flashed past the post.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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It feels like winning the cup final, if that’s what it feels like.
Graham Hawkins
English football player & manager
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These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Mixed metaphors
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
The match has become quite unpredictable, but it still looks as though Arsenal will win the cup.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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If you just came into the room and didn’t know who was who you’d obviously say Newcastle looked the most likely to score.
Terry Paine
English football player & commentator
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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths.
John Bond
British football manager
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He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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