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So often the pendulum continues to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.

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McCall is trying to thread a needle through a haystack there.

English football player & commentator
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… but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.

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Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.

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Apart from their goals, Norway hasn’t scored.

English football player & manager
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Even when you’re dead you shouldn’t lie down and let yourself be buried.

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The gelling period has just started to knit.

England football player
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Even if you tap it in from one yard it counts in the record books as a goal, unlike the chances you miss.

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Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup; the last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs.

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The Blackburn crowd have been saturated by fifty thousand Newcastle fans.

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If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.

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I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.

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The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.

Welsh football player & manager
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Football’s not like an electric light; you can’t just flick the switch and change from quick to slow.

Scottish football player
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The goal that Charlton scored has aroused Arsenal.

Irish football player
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They only count when they go in the goal.

English football player & commentator
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We have one David Beckham playing abroad and that would be two.

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We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.

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They’ve probably played better than they’ve ever done for a few weeks.

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Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.

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If you are in the six-yard box, standing in an offside position, then you are offside. 

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