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(Page 28)
Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.
Malcolm McDonald
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He never fails to hit the target… but that was a miss.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil and that might be the game that they lose.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.
A British soccer commentator
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A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.
John Brendan Keane
(1928 – 2002) Irish playwright, novelist & essayist
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It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.
Derek Rae
British football commentator
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I was inbred into the game by my father.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Maybe not goodbye, but farewell…
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Simon Davies has had a few injuries; maybe he wasn’t fully foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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He had all the time in the world to kill a few seconds.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.
David Beckham
professional football player
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He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.
A British soccer commentator
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Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn’t always get picked.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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And Wigan Athletic are certain to be promoted barring a mathematical tragedy.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
A British soccer commentator
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Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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