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Colemanballs
(Page 28)
Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.
Bryan Waddle
New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
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To be fair, I don’t think Les Ferdinand was fouled there – I think he went over [fell] on his own ability.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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He’s perfectly fit, apart from his physical fitness.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
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You certainly wouldn’t bet against him not converting that chance.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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Ian St John to Greaves: Is he speaking to you yet?
Greaves: Not yet, but I hope to be incommunicado with him in a very short space of time.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
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As Phil DeGlenville said, each game is unique, and this one is no different to any other.
John Sleightholme
English football director
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The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they’re not careful.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Brazil, the favorites – if they are the favorites, which they are…
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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McCall is trying to thread a needle through a haystack there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
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Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
And Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Bryon Butler
English writer & broadcaster
Colemanballs
What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
Gerry Francis
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil and that might be the game that they lose.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
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He hit the post, and after the game people are going to say, well, he hit the post.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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The fact that Burnley got beat here already will stick in their claw.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Scoring the first goal in soccer is very important, because your opponent is then faced with the task of having to score one to draw level and two to take the lead.
Graham Leggatt
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