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Colemanballs
(Page 29)
The last player to score a hat trick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final.
Lawrie McMenemy
English football coach
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I bet Keegan will be jumping like a Jack in a Beanstalk.
Sky Sports News
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Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady’s shorts.
Jimmy Magee
Irish sports broadcaster
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You certainly wouldn’t bet against him not converting that chance.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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If we can play like that every week, we’ll get some level of consistency.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
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We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that’s backwards.
Peter Shilton
English football player
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John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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We’re calling him the young player of the year, but he’s only 20 years old.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Referees
Football's all about 90 minutes.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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If you are in the six-yard box, standing in an offside position, then you are offside.
Steve Bruce
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I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper
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I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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Even when you’re dead you shouldn’t lie down and let yourself be buried.
Gordon Lee
English football player & manager
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I was inbred into the game by my father.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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They're two points behind us, so we're neck and neck.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season.
Alan Parry
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We are now in the middle of the center of the first half.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Johnson has reveled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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It’s raining very hard now and the players are getting wet.
Keith Quinn
New Zealand announcer
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