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Colemanballs
(Page 29)
And Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ball with every inch of his body weight!
Unknown announcer
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He [David Beckham] has two feet, which a lot of players don’t have nowadays.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Feet
And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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We’re calling him the young player of the year, but he’s only 20 years old.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
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He tried out this new formation, 4-3-1-2… bit like the Christmas Tree formation.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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The new west stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day.
A British soccer commentator
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.
Andy Gray
British football player
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Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The midfield picks itself: Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard and A.N. Other.
Phil Neal
English football player
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I think that their young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Okocha should not be the captain of a football club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
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Germany are a very difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.
Steve Lomas
Irish football player
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Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Fans
Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Nottingham Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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There’s Jermaine Defoe, checking the weather on his phone no doubt… he’s a lovely boy.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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So often the pendulum continues to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
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Simon Davies has had a few injuries; maybe he wasn’t fully foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
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The new west stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day.