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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 29)
As you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.
Steve McIlwenn
Colemanballs
Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Moments before Romania scored the tying goal and eventually going on to win
Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Mixed metaphors
We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day.
Bobby Gould
English football player
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I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
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Jurgen Klinsmann, who refutes to earn £25,000 a week, he’s not going to adhere himself to the fans.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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The dice are stacked against them.
Theo Foley
Irish football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
He’s on the lips of every team in world football.
Ray Houghton
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The atmosphere here is thick and fast.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
Ian Darke
English sports commentator
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I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
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Penalties
McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
Graham Roberts
English football player & manager
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Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.
Jonathan Woodgate
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It seems that they're playing with one leg tied together.
Kenny Sansom
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Unfortunately, we don’t get a second chance; we’ve already played them twice.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline.
Gerry Armstrong
Irish football player
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We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Kicked wide of the goal with such precision.
Des Lynam
Irish television & radio commentator
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Giggs came in from the left hand right.
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
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