Subject: Colemanballs (Page 3)

And Wigan Athletic are certain to be promoted barring a mathematical tragedy.

British football commentator

So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.

English football player

I don’t think that record will ever be broken or beaten.

Irish football player

What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.

professional football player, coach & executive

They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability.

English football player & manager

If you keep asking me questions, I will continue to find excuses.

Scottish football player & manager

He’s very quick for a man of his age. I suppose you’d call him ageless. He’s 33 or 34.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

English former football player & manager

Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.

English former football player & manager

I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.

Don't tell those coming in now the result of that fantastic match. Now let's have another look at Italy's winning goal.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.

English football player & manager

Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot.

England football player

They [Manchester United] are breathing down the heels of Liverpool now.

television sports presenter & executive

Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

The beauty of cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.

English football player & manager

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.

English football player & manager

All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland.

Scottish football player & manager

There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.

English sports announcer