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Colemanballs
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Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Solskjaer never misses the target; that time he hit the post.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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Walsall have given City more than one anxious moment amongst many anxious moments.
Dennis Law
Scottish football player
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Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he’s quickly running out of legs.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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If you are in the six-yard box, standing in an offside position, then you are offside.
Steve Bruce
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That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.
Murdo Macleod
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Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing'.
Ade Akinbiyi
English football player
Colemanballs
The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.
An unknown CBS commentator
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Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Halifax against Spurs, the original David against Goliath confrontation.
John Helm
British sports commentator
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Apart from their goals, Norway hasn’t scored.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Chris Waddle is off the pitch at the moment – exactly the position he is at his most menacing.
Gerald Sinstadt
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The midfield picks itself: Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard and A.N. Other.
Phil Neal
English football player
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The goal that Charlton scored has aroused Arsenal.
George Graham
Irish football player
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For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Will he score here? Yes!
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
As David Batty began his run-up to the penalty he missed – eliminating England from the 1998 World Cup
Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
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Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch-22 at the moment and it’s a difficult scenario to get my head round.
Unknown announcer
Colemanballs
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The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.