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Colemanballs
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Kevin Keegan has now tasted the other side of the fence.
Dave Merrington
British football manager
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The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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The fact that Burnley got beat here already will stick in their claw.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.
York Advertiser
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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
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If confidence could be bought, all the rich people would have it and all the poor people would have to… make their own arrangements.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Confidence
He’s perfectly fit, apart from his physical fitness.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
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It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.
Derek Rae
British football commentator
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Chris Waddle is off the pitch at the moment – exactly the position he is at his most menacing.
Gerald Sinstadt
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Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Appearance
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Misspokements
They’ve come out with all cylinders flying.
Luther Blissett
British football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
He had all the time in the world to kill a few seconds.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000
Byron Butler
British commentator
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At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
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It’s one of the greatest goals ever, but I’m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.
Andy Gray
British football player
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You could visibly hear the strain in his voice.
Mike Parry
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I watched the game, and I saw an awful lot of it.
Andy Gray
British football player
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
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