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Dunfermline have a difficult month ahead over the coming 2 or 3 weeks.
Dick Campbell
Scottish football player
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He's marked his entrance with an error of some momentum.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
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One of Asa’s great qualities is not scoring goals.
Roy Small
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They’ve taken the horns by the scruff of the neck.
Tony Cascarino
English football player & analyst
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Mixed metaphors
There’s still 45 minutes to go – for both sides, I would guess.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
A British soccer commentator
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They've forced them into a lot of unforced errors.
Steve Claridge
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Unfortunately, we don’t get a second chance; we’ve already played them twice.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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The crowd think that Todd handled the ball… they must have seen something that nobody else did.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
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The Newcastle back three, back four, back five have been at sixes and sevens.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Well, I’ve seen some tackles, Jonathan, but that was the ultimatum!
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.
Murdo Macleod
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He’s caused Chelsea no amount of problems.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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He’s not going to adhere himself to the fans.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
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Misspokements
I think that France, Germany, Spain, Holland and England will join Brazil in the semi-finals.
Pelé
(1940 – ) Brazilian football (soccer) player
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If the goalkeeper wasn’t there, it would’ve been a goal.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Mixed metaphors
The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.