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Subject:
Colemanballs
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And Wigan Athletic are certain to be promoted barring a mathematical tragedy.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
Colemanballs
So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
I don’t think that record will ever be broken or beaten.
Gerry Armstrong
Irish football player
Colemanballs
What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
If you keep asking me questions, I will continue to find excuses.
Gordon Strachan
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
He’s very quick for a man of his age. I suppose you’d call him ageless. He’s 33 or 34.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.
Unknown
Colemanballs
Don't tell those coming in now the result of that fantastic match. Now let's have another look at Italy's winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
Gerry Francis
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Unfortunately, we keep
kicking
ourselves in the foot.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Shooting
They [Manchester United] are breathing down the heels of Liverpool now.
Gary Newbon
television sports presenter & executive
Colemanballs
Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
The beauty of cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland.
Joe Jordan
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.
Fred Dinage
English sports announcer
Colemanballs
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