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Colemanballs
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The whole team stopped as one man, but Arkwright in particular.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started.
Len Ashurst
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He’ll be giving everything, but he hasn’t got everything to give.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
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The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
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Hoddle hasn’t been the Hoddle we know; neither has Bryan Robson.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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Well Kerry, you’re 19 and you’re a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself.
Mike Gray
English football player
Age
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… the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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It’s raining very hard now and the players are getting wet.
Keith Quinn
New Zealand announcer
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It wasn’t a bad performance, but you can’t tell whether it was good or bad.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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They've forced them into a lot of unforced errors.
Steve Claridge
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You can’t compare two players who are different because they’re not the same.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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You can see how O'Leary is absolutely racked with pain, and realizes it.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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If the goalkeeper wasn’t there, it would’ve been a goal.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.
Peter Jones
English football player
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It was a fair decision – the penalty – even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
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Football’s not like an electric light; you can’t just flick the switch and change from quick to slow.
John Greig
Scottish football player
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They’ve probably played better than they’ve ever done for a few weeks.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a
panacea
of injury.
Dale Barnes
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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Situations
All of Blackburn’s players got their foots in.
Eamonn Dunphy
Irish football player, author & broadcaster
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