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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 3)
That goal surprised most people, least of all myself.
Garth Crooks
English football player
Colemanballs
He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Time
Racing
Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.
Colin Gibson
British football player
Colemanballs
Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Here we see Tevez’s little curly one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
They only count when they go in the goal.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
And there’s the unmistakable figure of Joe Mercer… or is it Lester Piggott.
Brough Scott
British horse racing commentator
Colemanballs
Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s one of the greatest goals ever, but I’m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
It’s sometimes easier to defend a one goal lead than a two goal lead.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn’t bite and has a great tackle.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Titus Bramble
I was inbred into the game by my father.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
They [Manchester United] are breathing down the heels of Liverpool now.
Gary Newbon
television sports presenter & executive
Colemanballs
And then there was Johan Cryuff, who at 35 has added a whole new meaning to Anno Domini.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.
Lou Macari
Colemanballs
You can see how O'Leary is absolutely racked with pain, and realizes it.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
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