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Colemanballs
(Page 30)
He hit that one like an arrow.
Alan Parry
Colemanballs
Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
I wouldn’t be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Unfortunately, we don’t get a second chance; we’ve already played them twice.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
… but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
The beauty of cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Our strikers couldn’t score in a brothel.
Tommy Docherty
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.
Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
He’s caused Chelsea no amount of problems.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch-22 at the moment and it’s a difficult scenario to get my head round.
Unknown announcer
Colemanballs
Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
Colemanballs
He was in a no-win situation, unless he won the match.
Murdo MacLeod
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Practice makes permanent.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Paul Gascoigne
To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Moments before Romania scored the tying goal and eventually going on to win
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… but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.