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Colemanballs
(Page 30)
He tried out this new formation, 4-3-1-2… bit like the Christmas Tree formation.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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And Arsenal [English Soccer Club] now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Track
At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch.
Don Howe
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It was a fair decision – the penalty – even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
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Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
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And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000
Byron Butler
British commentator
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And Michael Schumacher just stood on his seat and pulled out something special.
Martin Brundle
British auto racer
Auto racing
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Sports
That’s down to one thing, fitness and organization.
Noel King
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For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Martin Keown is up everybody’s backsides.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Simon Davies has had a few injuries; maybe he wasn’t fully foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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They’ve one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer; and they’ve also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Misspokements
If there weren’t such a thing as football, we’d all be frustrated footballers.
Mick Lyons
English football player & manager
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
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England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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The crowd think that Todd handled the ball… they must have seen something that nobody else did.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs