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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 30)
You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Ardiles strokes the ball like it was part of his anatomy.
Jimmy Magee
Irish sports broadcaster
Colemanballs
If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s his outstanding pace that stands out.
Robbie Earle
English-born Jamaican football player
Colemanballs
Terry Venables has literally had his legs cut off from underneath him three times as manager.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
Colemanballs
I wouldn’t be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were skeptical.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The man [Alex Ferguson] is United; cut him and he will bleed red.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
If you keep asking me questions, I will continue to find excuses.
Gordon Strachan
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s now 4-3 to Oldham, the goals are going in like dominoes.
Piccadilly Radio
Colemanballs
If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
The keeper was coming out in installments.
Joe Royle
English football manager
Colemanballs
If you’re a goalkeeper, it doesn’t matter what you save the ball with – if you keep it out, it’s not a goal.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
I was inbred into the game by my father.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby.
Des Lynam
Irish television & radio commentator
Colemanballs
Mark Ward has only got size 5 boots but he sure packs a hell of a punch with them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
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