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Colemanballs
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He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age
Colemanballs
Misspokements
I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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One of Asa’s great qualities is not scoring goals.
Roy Small
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To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Practice makes permanent.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…
A British soccer commentator
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The best side drew.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
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After a hard fought 1-1 draw
Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
The atmosphere here is thick and fast.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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As you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.
Steve McIlwenn
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I can’t even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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The goals changed the game for us.
Nigel Howard Adkins
football player & manager
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Emmanuel Petit has won more medals than any other player in the Premiership this year, although Patrick Vieira’s won the same medals.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
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It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
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You’re either very good or very bad, there’s no in between; we were in between.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
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Yes, Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was just too perfect
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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It’s sometimes easier to defend a one goal lead than a two goal lead.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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He looks as though he’s been playing for England all his international career.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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He’s got a brain under his hair.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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