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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 31)
One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
If they play together, you've got two of them.
Dion Dublin
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The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.
Lou Macari
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Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Well, we got nine and you can’t score more than that.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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The Brazilians aren’t as good as they used to be, or as they are now.
Kenny Dalglish
Scottish football player
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Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I’m not going to single him out.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
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He has hardly been on the pitch as many times as he’s played.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
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Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have.
Peter Beardsley
English football player
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Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Track
My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven.
David Beckham
professional football player
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There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Scotland don’t have to score tonight, but they do have to win.
Billy McNeill
Scottish football player & manager
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His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths.
John Bond
British football manager
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I predicted in August Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of the final I stand by that prediction.
James Sanderson
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When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Paul Gascoigne
And Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Bryon Butler
English writer & broadcaster
Colemanballs
We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day.
Bobby Gould
English football player
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The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
Lateness
The goals changed the game for us.
Nigel Howard Adkins
football player & manager
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