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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 31)
Football’s football: If that weren’t the case it wouldn’t be the game that it is.
Garth Crooks
English football player
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And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
Ian Darke
English sports commentator
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Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
We’ll still be happy to lose, it’s on at the same time as the Beer Festival.
Niall O’Mahoney
Irish football manager
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Before a game in Munich
If they play together, you've got two of them.
Dion Dublin
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Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Mixed metaphors
We must have had 99 per cent of the match; it was the other three per cent that cost us.
Ruud Gullit
Dutch football player & manager
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For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.
Ray Houghton
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Everyone’s got tough games coming up. Manchester United have got Arsenal, Arsenal have got Manchester United and Leeds have got Leeds.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Where do you get an experienced player like him with a left foot and a head?
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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And so no the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into action.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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As you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.
Steve McIlwenn
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Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.
Jonathan Woodgate
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I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…
A British soccer commentator
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To be fair, I don’t think Les Ferdinand was fouled there – I think he went over [fell] on his own ability.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
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