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Colemanballs
(Page 31)
The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
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Penalties
Michael Owen is not a dive.; he knows when to dive, and when not to.
Steve Hodge
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In the Moscow Olympics Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion’s race.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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He hit that one like an arrow.
Alan Parry
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It will be a shame if either side lose, and that applies to both sides.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
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Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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The minute's silence was immaculate, I have never heard a minute's silence like that.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.
Ray Clemence
English football player
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Exaggerations
Soccer player Gheorghe Hagi
The best side drew.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
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After a hard fought 1-1 draw
And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than any other time since the first half of this Cup now than any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren’t ever in it anyway.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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There he goes again, doing doggies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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We go into the second half with United 1-0 up, so the game is perfectly balanced.
Peter Jones
English football player
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To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch.
Ruud Gullit
Dutch football player & manager
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Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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From now on, it's the start of a new beginning.
Don Givens
Irish football player & coach
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You can see how O'Leary is absolutely racked with pain, and realizes it.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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