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Colemanballs
(Page 31)
If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.
Colin Gibson
British football player
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Julian Dicks is everywhere; it’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.
A radio soccer commentator
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One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
He’s got a brain under his hair.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
We have one David Beckham playing abroad and that would be two.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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If England are going to win this match, they’re going to have to score a goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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The team must try to get their ship back on the road.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
George will be happy with a draw – I know how ambitious and positive he is.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
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If he opens his legs, he’ll be hard to handle.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
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That would have been the icing on his start.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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It’s one of the greatest goals ever, but I’m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.
Andy Gray
British football player
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Football's all about 90 minutes.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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…and now the Northern Ireland Manager, Billy Bingham, will have to put his thinking boots on.
British Radio announcer
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Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline.
Gerry Armstrong
Irish football player
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It’s imperable that they get off to a good start.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
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We are on the crest of a slump.
Phil Economidis
Australian rugby coach
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They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
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Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil, than English sides like Wales.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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Julian Dicks is everywhere; it’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.