Subject: Colemanballs (Page 31)

There’s Jermaine Defoe, checking the weather on his phone no doubt… he’s a lovely boy.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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The goals made such a difference to the way this game went.

English television football commentator
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Simon Davies has had a few injuries; maybe he wasn’t fully foot.

English football player & analyst
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And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.

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Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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He’s like all great players – he’s not a great player yet.

English football player
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1-1 is probably a fair reflection of the score at half-time.

Irish football player & manager
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Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.

British football commentator
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The ball could have gone anywhere and almost did.

English professional football player & commentator
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Romania are more Portuguese than German.

English football player & commentator
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It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.

English football player & commentator
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We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.

English football player
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It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.

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He [David Beckham] has two feet, which a lot of players don’t have nowadays.

professional football player, coach & executive
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I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.

English football player
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The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.

English football player & manager
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If we can play like that every week, we’ll get some level of consistency.

Scottish football player & manager
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Gary Neville was palpable for the second goal.

English football player & announcer
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If you are in the six-yard box, standing in an offside position, then you are offside. 

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