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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 32)
His strength is his strength, his strength is.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
He tried out this new formation, 4-3-1-2… bit like the Christmas Tree formation.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
This game could go either way… or it could be a draw.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.
Phil Woosnam
Welsh football player & manager
Colemanballs
The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
At the velodrome
Bicycle racing
The beauty of cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
And Bailey comes out to save, immediately there is a whole wasps nest of blue shirts swarming around him.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup
New York Post
Colemanballs
Headlines
Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
Colemanballs
We must have had 99 per cent of the match; it was the other three per cent that cost us.
Ruud Gullit
Dutch football player & manager
Colemanballs
The goals changed the game for us.
Nigel Howard Adkins
football player & manager
Colemanballs
In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
They can’t change any of their players, but they have changed one of their players and that’s the coach.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.
Ian Wright
English football player & television personality
Colemanballs
If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
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In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale.