Subject: Colemanballs (Page 32)

He’s put on weight and I’ve lost it, and vice versa.

Irish soccer player
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I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

English former football player & manager
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I don’t really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City.

Scottish football player
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In a year’s time, he’s a year older.

British football commentator
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Wallace, moving forward, his red hair always in the action.

English football player
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Women’s soccer does have its knockers.

sports broadcaster
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He put it just where he meant it and it passed the Luxembourg goal post by 18 inches.

British commentator
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He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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…and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up.

English football player & commentator
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You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.

English football player & analyst
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Guppy has a dextrous left foot.

British football commentator
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Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.

English soccer commentator
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You can see how O'Leary is absolutely racked with pain, and realizes it.

English football player & commentator
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I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.

English former football player & manager
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

English former football player & manager
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He looks as though he’s been playing for England all his international career.

English football player & analyst
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There’s Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.

English football player
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The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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His strength is his strength, his strength is.

English football player & manager
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He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.

English football player & analyst
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