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(Page 33)
And Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ball with every inch of his body weight!
Unknown announcer
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And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season.
Alan Parry
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He’s caused Chelsea no amount of problems.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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We don’t have to play them every week, although we do play them next week.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
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… and it (the ball) just crept on either side of the post.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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Solskjaer never misses the target; that time he hit the post.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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The number of chances they had before the goal they missed..
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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That goal surprised most people, least of all myself.
Garth Crooks
English football player
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Kevin Keegan has now tasted the other side of the fence.
Dave Merrington
British football manager
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Johnson has reveled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Scoring the first goal in soccer is very important, because your opponent is then faced with the task of having to score one to draw level and two to take the lead.
Graham Leggatt
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He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He came in from the outfield there like an absolute rabbit.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Home advantage gives you an advantage.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I’d love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time; and not for the reasons that you’re thinking of Clive.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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It was a definite penalty but Wright made a right swan-song of it.
Jack Charlton
English football player & manager
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Well, we got nine and you can’t score more than that.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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His reign ended with that nil-all defeat by Switzerland at Lansdowne Road.
Colm Murray
Irish broadcaster
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He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
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Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
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