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Colemanballs
(Page 33)
If there’s a weakness in Chelsea’s defense, it’s in their defense.
Unknown soccer announcer
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And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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I wouldn’t be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
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Wayne Rooney really has a man’s body on a teenager’s head.
George Graham
Irish football player
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Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Mixed metaphors
All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland.
Joe Jordan
Scottish football player & manager
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There’s Jermaine Defoe, checking the weather on his phone no doubt… he’s a lovely boy.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Roy Evans bleeds red blood.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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The goals changed the game for us.
Nigel Howard Adkins
football player & manager
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George will be happy with a draw – I know how ambitious and positive he is.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
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Germany are a very difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.
Steve Lomas
Irish football player
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It was a fair decision – the penalty – even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
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The managerial vacancy at the club remains vacant.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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We offer no excuses, though the shower of eggs, cans, nuts and bolts throughout the match did not help my team.
Leo Beenhakker
Dutch football coach
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…and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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The last player to score a hat trick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final.
Lawrie McMenemy
English football coach
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These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Mixed metaphors
Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
A New Zealand rugby commentator
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He’s caused Chelsea no amount of problems.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.
Murdo Macleod
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Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.