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Colemanballs
(Page 33)
The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.
A British soccer commentator
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Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.
Bryan Waddle
New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
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Venison and Butcher are as brave as two peas in a pod.
John Skillett
British football commentator
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I’m not going to look beyond the semi-final – but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
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Stevens got to the line, crossed the ball and Linekar wrapped it all up with his head.
Ralph Dellor
British announcer
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You have to remember some of these guys are playing in front of the live cameras.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
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I'm as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.
Ugo Ehiogu
English football player
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There’s going to be four or five teams battling for the top six spots.
Chris Waddle
English football player
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He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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That’s down to one thing, fitness and organization.
Noel King
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The tackles are coming in thick and thin.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.
Antonio Rattin
Argentine football player
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At 23, he ought to be around until 2006, if he can keep his head.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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From now on, it's the start of a new beginning.
Don Givens
Irish football player & coach
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Some time in the 90 minutes they are going to have to win the game.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.
Malcolm MacDonald
British football commentator
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It’s end to end stuff, but from side to side.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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I’m not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.
Simon Jordan
English football team owner
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I think I've got the mucus of a good team.
Dick Duckworth
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.