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Colemanballs
(Page 33)
Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have.
Peter Beardsley
English football player
Colemanballs
Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I was here at Maine Road when City lost 4-0 to Wimbledon, but they could have been 2-0 up after five minutes, and if they had been, the final score might just have been different.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Okocha should not be the captain of a football club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
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The gelling period has just started to knit.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
1-1 is probably a fair reflection of the score at half-time.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
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He put it just where he meant it and it passed the Luxembourg goal post by 18 inches.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal’s all time great players; a lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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If ever a goal ever needed a game, this is it.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
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They’re the second best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
Colemanballs
I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
You could visibly hear the strain in his voice.
Mike Parry
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Kevin Keegan has now tasted the other side of the fence.
Dave Merrington
British football manager
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At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
Colemanballs
I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
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They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.
Sammy Nelson
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
But the ball was going all the way, right away, eventually.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.
Ray Clemence
English football player
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Exaggerations
Soccer player Gheorghe Hagi
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