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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 34)
I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.
Malcolm MacDonald
British football commentator
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.
Tony Cottee
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
We haven’t had the rub of the dice.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I would like to be a
mole
on their dressing room wall.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Once he’s got confidence in his veins, he’s a real threat.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Once Tony Daley opens his legs you’ve got a problem.
Howard Wilkinson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
There’s a slight doubt about only one player, and that’s Tony Adams, who won’t be playing tomorrow.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Gary Neville was palpable for the second goal.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
He’s on the lips of every team in world football.
Ray Houghton
Colemanballs
It's so vital if you can win the game one-nil rather than lose it one-nil.
Billy Bonds
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Terry Venables has literally had his legs cut off from underneath him three times as manager.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
There’s a real international flavor to this World Cup.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
World Cup
I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
You have to remember some of these guys are playing in front of the live cameras.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
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