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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 34)
Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.
Dominic Allen
Colemanballs
This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
…and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
I wouldn’t be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Both sides have scored a couple of goals and both sides have conceded a couple of goals
Peter Withe
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
It will be a shame if either side lose, and that applies to both sides.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Nottingham Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
Colemanballs
That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back out there.
John Lambie
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
When told a concussed striker did not know who he was
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield
British cricketer & television commentator
Colemanballs
And Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ball with every inch of his body weight!
Unknown announcer
Colemanballs
Unfortunately, we keep
kicking
ourselves in the foot.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Shooting
Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have.
Peter Beardsley
English football player
Colemanballs
If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
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Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.