Subject: Colemanballs (Page 34)

There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.

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That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.

Scottish football player
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.

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I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

English former football player & manager
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Notting Forest are having a bad run; they’ve lost six matches in a row now without winning.

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Even if you tap it in from one yard it counts in the record books as a goal, unlike the chances you miss.

professional football player, coach & executive
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That’s soccer, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven’t scored but England have had no chances and scored twice.

English football player & analyst
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That’s a question mark everyone’s asking.

South African football player
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We had a lovely meal. Lovely. We had a big steak with all the tarnishings.

Colemanballs Misspokements

I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.

English football player
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If you’re a goalkeeper, it doesn’t matter what you save the ball with – if you keep it out, it’s not a goal.

English football player & announcer
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They’ve taken the horns by the scruff of the neck.

English football player & analyst
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.

Scottish football player & manager
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The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.

Welsh football player & manager
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There’s Bergkamp standing on the halfway line, with his hands on his hips, flailing his arms about.

English football player & announcer
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I spent four indifferent years at Goodison Park, but they were great years.

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There’s going to be four or five teams battling for the top six spots.

English football player
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I think I've got the mucus of a good team.

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They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.

English football player
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