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Colemanballs
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Tottenham have impressed me; they haven’t thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
Colemanballs
I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Whether that was a penalty or not, the referee thought otherwise.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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Wayne Clarke, one of the famous Clarke familiy, and he's one of them, of course.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Fans
Roy Evans bleeds red blood.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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He has all-round, 365 degree vision.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.
Derek Rae
British football commentator
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Their football was exceptionally good – and they played some good football.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started.
Len Ashurst
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That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
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Misspokements
If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing'.
Ade Akinbiyi
English football player
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The man [Alex Ferguson] is United; cut him and he will bleed red.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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In a year’s time, he’s a year older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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We offer no excuses, though the shower of eggs, cans, nuts and bolts throughout the match did not help my team.
Leo Beenhakker
Dutch football coach
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Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
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