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Colemanballs
(Page 34)
Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Peter Beardsley has got a few tricks up his book.
Ian Snodin
English football player
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Byron Butler: You'd obviously made up your mind to play both Stein and Walsh?
Bobby Robson: Yes, I thought that individually and as a pair, they'd do better together.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I spent four indifferent years at Goodison Park, but they were great years.
A British soccer commentator
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An English stadium
Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil, than English sides like Wales.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.
Christopher ’Chris’ Turner
English football player & manager
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And Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Bryon Butler
English writer & broadcaster
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And Seamen is all over the ball inside the box.
An English football announcer
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On goaltender David Seamen
He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Situations
The Blackburn crowd have been saturated by fifty thousand Newcastle fans.
Brian Little
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1-1 is probably a fair reflection of the score at half-time.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
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Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch-22 at the moment and it’s a difficult scenario to get my head round.
Unknown announcer
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Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Home advantage gives you an advantage.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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If confidence could be bought, all the rich people would have it and all the poor people would have to… make their own arrangements.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Confidence
Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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I don't hold water with that theory.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
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