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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 34)
Bridge has done nothing wrong, but his movement’s not great and his distribution’s been poor.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
Colemanballs
Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started.
Len Ashurst
Colemanballs
He just got his body between himself and the goal.
Ray Clemence
English football player
Colemanballs
That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
At least it was a victory and at least we won.
Bobby Moore
English football player
Colemanballs
If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch-22 at the moment and it’s a difficult scenario to get my head round.
Unknown announcer
Colemanballs
The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.
York Advertiser
Colemanballs
Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
Colemanballs
This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
Terry Venables has literally had his legs cut off from underneath him three times as manager.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
We signed to play until the day we died, and we did.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
They're two points behind us, so we're neck and neck.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.