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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 34)
Every time they attacked we were memorized by them.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
He’s a two-legged tripod, if you know what I mean.
Graham Richards
British football commentator
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Misspokements
It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Scotland don’t have to score tonight, but they do have to win.
Billy McNeill
Scottish football player & manager
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He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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He hit the post, and after the game people are going to say, well, he hit the post.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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We’ll still be happy to lose, it’s on at the same time as the Beer Festival.
Niall O’Mahoney
Irish football manager
Colemanballs
Before a game in Munich
I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Maybe not goodbye, but farewell…
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Football’s not like an electric light; you can’t just flick the switch and change from quick to slow.
John Greig
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
The boys feet have been up in the clouds since the win.
Alan Buckley
English rugby player & manager
Colemanballs
Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch-22 at the moment and it’s a difficult scenario to get my head round.
Unknown announcer
Colemanballs
He’s a great little player… who scored it again?
Jack Charlton
English football player & manager
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Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.
Unknown
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The ball could have gone anywhere and almost did.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
It’s the end of season curtain raiser.
Peter Withe
English football player & manager
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