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Colemanballs
(Page 34)
Hearts are now playing with a five man back four.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
Colemanballs
With eight or ten minutes to go, they were able to bring Nicky Butt back and give him fifteen to twenty minutes.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
Colemanballs
The lads really ran their socks into the ground.
A British soccer commentator
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He is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.
Emlyn Hughes
Colemanballs
That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing
Colemanballs
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Sports
Cricket
Sportsmanship
To be fair, I don’t think Les Ferdinand was fouled there – I think he went over [fell] on his own ability.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’d love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time; and not for the reasons that you’re thinking of Clive.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The good news for Nigeria is that they’re two-nil down very early in the game.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
You could visibly hear the strain in his voice.
Mike Parry
Colemanballs
While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.
York Advertiser
Colemanballs
The team must try to get their ship back on the road.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
You can’t compare two players who are different because they’re not the same.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
Colemanballs
Socrates, so named because his father was interested in Greek mythology.
ITV network
Colemanballs
… and it (the ball) just crept on either side of the post.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
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