Subject: Colemanballs (Page 4)

Peter Beardsley has got a few tricks up his book.

English football player

He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too – one year we came second.

Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside.

England football player

One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.

Scottish football player & broadcaster

He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.

There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.

Scottish football player

That’s soccer, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven’t scored but England have had no chances and scored twice.

English football player & analyst

If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps [appearances] for England.

English football player

His reign ended with that nil-all defeat by Switzerland at Lansdowne Road.

Irish broadcaster

Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.

English former football player & manager

And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.

English football player

Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.

English former football player & manager

That shot might not have been as good as it might have been.

English television football commentator

Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu.

English football player & manager

Being naturally right-footed he doesn’t often chance his arm with his left foot.

English football player & analyst

I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.

English football player

The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.

English football player & sportscaster

In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.

English football player & manager

There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered.

English football player & manager