Subject: Colemanballs (Page 4)

If ever a goal ever needed a game, this is it.

British football player & broadcaster

It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.

The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup

The last player to score a hat trick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final.

English football coach

Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was.

English television football commentator

Where do you get an experienced player like him with a left foot and a head?

British football commentator

Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.

British football player

Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.

British football player

Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.

British commentator

An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal.

English soccer player & manager

Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.

British football player

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

When you’re 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.

English football coach

I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.

English football player

To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.

English soccer commentator

He has hardly been on the pitch as many times as he’s played.

English football player & analyst

Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.


Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.

There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.

English sports announcer