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Colemanballs
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In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Whether that was a penalty or not, the referee thought otherwise.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started.
Len Ashurst
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They’ve taken the horns by the scruff of the neck.
Tony Cascarino
English football player & analyst
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Mixed metaphors
I’m not superstitious or anything like that, but I’ll just hope we’ll play our best and put it in the lap of the gods.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
A British soccer commentator
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Emmanuel Petit has won more medals than any other player in the Premiership this year, although Patrick Vieira’s won the same medals.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
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The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.
George Hamilton
Irish sportscaster
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Mark Ward has only got size 5 boots but he sure packs a hell of a punch with them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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The gelling period has just started to knit.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
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Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.
Colin Gibson
British football player
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Venison and Butcher are as brave as two peas in a pod.
John Skillett
British football commentator
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.