Subject: Colemanballs (Page 4)

On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

The Belgians will play like their fellow Scandinavians, Denmark and Sweden.

Irish football player & broadcaster

If you just came into the room and didn’t know who was who you’d obviously say Newcastle looked the most likely to score.

English football player & commentator

We had a lovely meal. Lovely. We had a big steak with all the tarnishings.

I don't hold water with that theory.

English soccer commentator

Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady’s shorts.

Irish sports broadcaster

If the goalkeeper wasn’t there, it would’ve been a goal.

English soccer player & manager

That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

The minute's silence was immaculate, I have never heard a minute's silence like that.

English football player & manager

I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.

English football player

Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.

They've forced them into a lot of unforced errors.

Michael Owen is not a dive.; he knows when to dive, and when not to.

There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.

Scottish football player

Statistics are damn lies.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

There’s still 45 minutes to go – for both sides, I would guess.

English professional football player & commentator

Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup; the last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs.

English football commentator

You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.

English football player

Chris Waddle is off the pitch at the moment – exactly the position he is at his most menacing.

Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.

They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job.

English football player & manager