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Colemanballs
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Peter Beardsley has got a few tricks up his book.
Ian Snodin
English football player
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He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too – one year we came second.
Bob Paisley
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Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.
A British soccer commentator
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There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
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That’s soccer, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven’t scored but England have had no chances and scored twice.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps [appearances] for England.
John Barnes
English football player
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His reign ended with that nil-all defeat by Switzerland at Lansdowne Road.
Colm Murray
Irish broadcaster
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Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
That shot might not have been as good as it might have been.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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Being naturally right-footed he doesn’t often chance his arm with his left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
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The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
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In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.