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Colemanballs
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He held his head in his hands as it flashed past the post.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
1-1 is probably a fair reflection of the score at half-time.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield
British cricketer & television commentator
Colemanballs
Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
Colemanballs
Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.
Peter Shilton
English football player
Colemanballs
You’re not sure if the ball is going to bounce up or down.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
There he goes again, doing doggies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23!
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
Colemanballs
This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really
Unknown
Colemanballs
The keeper was coming out in installments.
Joe Royle
English football manager
Colemanballs
At least it was a victory and at least we won.
Bobby Moore
English football player
Colemanballs
Football’s football: If that weren’t the case it wouldn’t be the game that it is.
Garth Crooks
English football player
Colemanballs
Northern Ireland were in white, which was quite appropriate because three inches of snow had to be cleared from the pitch before kick off.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership; there’s no denying that.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
If we played like that every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Consistency
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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.