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Colemanballs
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On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The Belgians will play like their fellow Scandinavians, Denmark and Sweden.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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If you just came into the room and didn’t know who was who you’d obviously say Newcastle looked the most likely to score.
Terry Paine
English football player & commentator
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We had a lovely meal. Lovely. We had a big steak with all the tarnishings.
Ivor Powell
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I don't hold water with that theory.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady’s shorts.
Jimmy Magee
Irish sports broadcaster
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If the goalkeeper wasn’t there, it would’ve been a goal.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
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The minute's silence was immaculate, I have never heard a minute's silence like that.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.
A British soccer commentator
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They've forced them into a lot of unforced errors.
Steve Claridge
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Michael Owen is not a dive.; he knows when to dive, and when not to.
Steve Hodge
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There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
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Statistics are damn lies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Statistics
There’s still 45 minutes to go – for both sides, I would guess.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup; the last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
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You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.
Peter Shilton
English football player
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Chris Waddle is off the pitch at the moment – exactly the position he is at his most menacing.
Gerald Sinstadt
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Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.
Unknown
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They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.