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Colemanballs
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If ever a goal ever needed a game, this is it.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
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It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
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The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup
New York Post
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Headlines
The last player to score a hat trick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final.
Lawrie McMenemy
English football coach
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Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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Where do you get an experienced player like him with a left foot and a head?
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
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Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.
Bob Wilson
British football player
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Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.
Andy Gray
British football player
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Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
When you’re 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.
Lawrie McMenemy
English football coach
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I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
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Penalties
To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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He has hardly been on the pitch as many times as he’s played.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
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Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
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Misspokements
Sports
At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
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Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.
A British soccer commentator
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There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.
Fred Dinage
English sports announcer
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Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.