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Colemanballs
(Page 4)
The Scots have really got their hands cut out tonight.
Trevor Francis
English football player
Colemanballs
When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Paul Gascoigne
He doesn’t know how to spell the word give up.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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Mixed metaphors
It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
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I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
If he opens his legs, he’ll be hard to handle.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
Colemanballs
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Moments before Romania scored the tying goal and eventually going on to win
I’d like to see him scoring two or more goals in games which United win 1-0.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
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They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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England now have three fresh men,with three fresh legs.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Michael Owen is not a dive.; he knows when to dive, and when not to.
Steve Hodge
Colemanballs
If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Some time in the 90 minutes they are going to have to win the game.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.
Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
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