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Colemanballs
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Stevens got to the line, crossed the ball and Linekar wrapped it all up with his head.
Ralph Dellor
British announcer
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This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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Misspokements
Again Mariner and Butcher are trying to work the oracle on the near post.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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Football’s not like an electric light; you can’t just flick the switch and change from quick to slow.
John Greig
Scottish football player
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While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.
York Advertiser
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To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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He’s perfectly fit, apart from his physical fitness.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
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Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
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Scoring the first goal in soccer is very important, because your opponent is then faced with the task of having to score one to draw level and two to take the lead.
Graham Leggatt
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
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I spent four indifferent years at Goodison Park, but they were great years.
A British soccer commentator
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An English stadium
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
The beauty of cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
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The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really
Unknown
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I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
You certainly wouldn’t bet against him not converting that chance.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs