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Colemanballs
(Page 5)
He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
Colemanballs
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
Colemanballs
It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
Colemanballs
Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails.
A British soccer commentator
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He’s on the lips of every team in world football.
Ray Houghton
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Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
Colemanballs
The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23!
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
In a year’s time, he’s a year older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.
Notts County Chairman
Colemanballs
Women’s soccer does have its knockers.
Adrian Durham
sports broadcaster
Colemanballs
Critics
So that’s 1-0, sounds like the score at Boundary Park where of course its’ 2-2.
Jack Wainwright
sports announcer
Colemanballs
He had all the time in the world to kill a few seconds.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
Colemanballs
The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Kevin Keegan has now tasted the other side of the fence.
Dave Merrington
British football manager
Colemanballs
Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
But the ball was going all the way, right away, eventually.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Johnson has reveled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Gary Neville was palpable for the second goal.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.
Tony Cottee
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
There’s Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs