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Colemanballs
(Page 5)
The shot from Laws was precise but wide.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Look at those olive trees – they’re two hundred years old – from before the time of Christ!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
And Bailey comes out to save, immediately there is a whole wasps nest of blue shirts swarming around him.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
Colemanballs
Again Mariner and Butcher are trying to work the oracle on the near post.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
Colemanballs
Every time they attacked we were memorized by them.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
… and it (the ball) just crept on either side of the post.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
1-1 is probably a fair reflection of the score at half-time.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
And so no the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into action.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
I’d like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down and out winger.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
If he opens his legs, he’ll be hard to handle.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
Colemanballs
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The shot from Laws was precise but wide.