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Colemanballs
(Page 5)
A game is not won until it is lost.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Simon Davies has had a few injuries; maybe he wasn’t fully foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
At least it was a victory and at least we won.
Bobby Moore
English football player
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He came in from the outfield there like an absolute rabbit.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
Gerry Francis
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too – one year we came second.
Bob Paisley
Colemanballs
The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.
Phil Woosnam
Welsh football player & manager
Colemanballs
He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
If they play together, you've got two of them.
Dion Dublin
Colemanballs
To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch.
Ruud Gullit
Dutch football player & manager
Colemanballs
There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil and that might be the game that they lose.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.
An unknown CBS commentator
Colemanballs
Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
… the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.
Johnny Giles
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
And there’s the unmistakable figure of Joe Mercer… or is it Lester Piggott.
Brough Scott
British horse racing commentator
Colemanballs
Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
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The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.