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Colemanballs
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You’re not sure if the ball is going to bounce up or down.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Look at those olive trees – they’re two hundred years old – from before the time of Christ!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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For those of you watching in black and white, the Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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Hearts are now playing with a five man back four.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
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I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Unknown
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And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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You’re either very good or very bad, there’s no in between; we were in between.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
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There’s a slight doubt about only one player, and that’s Tony Adams, who won’t be playing tomorrow.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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I don’t really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City.
Ron Wylie
Scottish football player
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Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
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He just got his body between himself and the goal.
Ray Clemence
English football player
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As you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.
Steve McIlwenn
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Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places.
John Gidman
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil, than English sides like Wales.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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The dice are stacked against them.
Theo Foley
Irish football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
What would help the Ecuadorian side is if they could get a glimpse of the possibility of scoring a goal.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
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For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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They’ve probably played better than they’ve ever done for a few weeks.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Well Ibrox [Stadium] is filling up slowly, but rapidly.
James Sanderson
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