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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 5)
And the line up for the final of the Women’s 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
The longer the game went on, you got the feeling that neither side really wanted to lose.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
The crowd think that Todd handled the ball… they must have seen something that nobody else did.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
Even if you tap it in from one yard it counts in the record books as a goal, unlike the chances you miss.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Goals
He was on the six-yard line, just two yards away from the goal.
Pat Nevin
Scottish football player, writer & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Oh dear, his right leg collided with himself there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a
panacea
of injury.
Dale Barnes
Colemanballs
There was a paradox of air in the town when we arrived in Watfor this afternoon.
Andy Smith
Colemanballs
While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.
York Advertiser
Colemanballs
The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we come from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man.
Norman Whiteside
Irish football player
Colemanballs
They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Time
Whether that was a penalty or not, the referee thought otherwise.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
I’m not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.
Simon Jordan
English football team owner
Colemanballs
Once he’s got confidence in his veins, he’s a real threat.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
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