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If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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If the goalkeeper wasn’t there, it would’ve been a goal.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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Our fans have been branded with the same brush.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
Julian Dicks is everywhere; it’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.
A radio soccer commentator
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Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
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The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Whether that was a penalty or not, the referee thought otherwise.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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The Scots have really got their hands cut out tonight.
Trevor Francis
English football player
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… the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.
An English soccer player & manager
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They’ll perhaps finish in the top three; I can’t see them finishing any higher.
Don Howe
English football player, coach & manager
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Hoddle hasn’t been the Hoddle we know; neither has Bryan Robson.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really
Unknown
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I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
Alan Shearer
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Misspokements
In Scotland football hooliganism has been met by banning alcohol from grounds but in England this solution has been circumnavigated.
Wallace Mercer
Scottish football club chairman
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All of Blackburn’s players got their foots in.
Eamonn Dunphy
Irish football player, author & broadcaster
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The midfield picks itself: Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard and A.N. Other.
Phil Neal
English football player
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The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.
Lou Macari
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1-1 is probably a fair reflection of the score at half-time.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
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Julian Dicks is everywhere; it’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.