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Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Byron Butler: You'd obviously made up your mind to play both Stein and Walsh?
Bobby Robson: Yes, I thought that individually and as a pair, they'd do better together.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Once he’s got confidence in his veins, he’s a real threat.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.
Sammy Nelson
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Mixed metaphors
The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.
An unknown CBS commentator
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John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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The Croatians don’t play well without the ball.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
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Tottenham have impressed me; they haven’t thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
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I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a
panacea
of injury.
Dale Barnes
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There he goes again, doing doggies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The new west stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day.
A British soccer commentator
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I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
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He never fails to hit the target… but that was a miss.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
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The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
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…and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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It was a definite penalty but Wright made a right swan-song of it.
Jack Charlton
English football player & manager
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…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.
A British soccer commentator
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The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.