Subject: Colemanballs (Page 6)

Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away.

English football player
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Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.

English football player & manager
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Players win games and players lose games, it’s all about players really.

British football player
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He signals to the bench with his groin.

English football player & commentator
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They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.

English football player
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From now on, it's the start of a new beginning.

Irish football player & coach
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Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.

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Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.

British commentator
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The front three are playing well in tandem.

Scottish soccer player & analyst
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Jim Rosenthal to an American goalie: So what’s an American doing playing in goal for Millwall.

The goalie’s reply: I’m trying to keep the ball out.

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Hoddle hasn’t been the Hoddle we know; neither has Bryan Robson.

English soccer commentator
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The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.

Irish sportscaster
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If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.


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Whelan was in the position he was, exactly.

English football player & manager
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The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Look at those olive trees – they’re two hundred years old – from before the time of Christ!

British football commentator
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Bridge has done nothing wrong, but his movement’s not great and his distribution’s been poor.

English football player & manager
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Johnson has reveled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke

English former football player & manager
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Souness' football brain working at a hundred miles an hour there.

English football player & commentator
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The last player to score a hat trick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final.

English football coach
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Signori has all the tricks up his book.

England football player
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