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Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.

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Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.

British football commentator
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The Brazilians aren’t as good as they used to be, or as they are now.

Scottish football player
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Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them.

English football player
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The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.

Irish sportscaster
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Apart from their goals, Norway hasn’t scored.

English football player & manager
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And so no the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into action.

British commentator
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Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins…

English football player & commentator
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It’s end to end stuff, but from side to side.

English football player & analyst
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If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.

Argentine football player
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Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil, than English sides like Wales. 

English soccer commentator
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Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Unfortunately, we don’t get a second chance; we’ve already played them twice.

English football player & analyst
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We’re flying on the Concorde; that’ll shorten the distance — that’s self-explanatory.

British football commentator
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You can’t compare two players who are different because they’re not the same.

English football player & manager
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£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked.

English football player
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The ball could have gone anywhere and almost did.

English professional football player & commentator
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Both teams – and Brazil even – got better.

British football commentator
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I’d like to see him scoring two or more goals in games which United win 1-0.

British sports journalist
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We say ‘educated left foot’… of course, there are many players with educated right foots.

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