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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 7)
He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
If we played like that every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Consistency
Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
I think that their young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I think that France, Germany, Spain, Holland and England will join Brazil in the semi-finals.
Pelé
(1940 – ) Brazilian football (soccer) player
Colemanballs
Well clearly Graeme, it all went according to plan; what was the plan exactly?
Elton Welsby
English sports announcer
Colemanballs
They get to about 30 yards out and then everything goes square and a bit pedantic.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a
panacea
of injury.
Dale Barnes
Colemanballs
I don’t think anyone enjoyed it… apart from the people who watched it.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.
Sammy Nelson
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
He came in from the outfield there like an absolute rabbit.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.
Ray Houghton
Colemanballs
Football’s not like an electric light; you can’t just flick the switch and change from quick to slow.
John Greig
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
We are on the crest of a slump.
Phil Economidis
Australian rugby coach
Colemanballs
Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Well we got nine and you can't score more than that.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
You have got to miss them to score sometimes.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
They’ll perhaps finish in the top three; I can’t see them finishing any higher.
Don Howe
English football player, coach & manager
Colemanballs
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