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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 7)
It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
A few question marks are being asked in the Honduran defense.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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Maybe not goodbye, but farewell…
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself.
Joe Royle
English football manager
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On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
From now on, it's the start of a new beginning.
Don Givens
Irish football player & coach
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That’s another nail in his afternoon.
Mark Blundell
British auto racing driver & announcer
Colemanballs
We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
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This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Moments before Romania scored the tying goal and eventually going on to win
I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
Colemanballs
Penalties
And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
The managerial vacancy at the club remains vacant.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
The dice are stacked against them.
Theo Foley
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
One year I played 15 months.
Franz Beckenbauer
German football player, coach & manager
Colemanballs
Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
Colemanballs
Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Wayne Rooney really has a man’s body on a teenager’s head.
George Graham
Irish football player
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.