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The goal that Charlton scored has aroused Arsenal.
George Graham
Irish football player
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Guppy has a dextrous left foot.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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There’s Bergkamp standing on the halfway line, with his hands on his hips, flailing his arms about.
John Scales
English football player & announcer
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Hoddle hasn’t been the Hoddle we know; neither has Bryan Robson.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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If you just came into the room and didn’t know who was who you’d obviously say Newcastle looked the most likely to score.
Terry Paine
English football player & commentator
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Brazil, the favorites – if they are the favorites, which they are…
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have.
Peter Beardsley
English football player
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Souness' football brain working at a hundred miles an hour there.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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If ever a goal ever needed a game, this is it.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
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The Croatians don’t play well without the ball.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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England now have three fresh men,with three fresh legs.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.
A British soccer commentator
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Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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So often the pendulum continues to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
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The good news for Nigeria is that they’re two-nil down very early in the game.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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We haven’t had the rub of the dice.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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I bet Keegan will be jumping like a Jack in a Beanstalk.
Sky Sports News
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In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale.
A British soccer commentator
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I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
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Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.