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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 7)
He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
For those of you watching in black and white, the Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
It seems that they're playing with one leg tied together.
Kenny Sansom
Colemanballs
It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick-off.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
… the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Oh dear, his right leg collided with himself there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.
Antonio Rattin
Argentine football player
Colemanballs
I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Sportsmanship
And Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ball with every inch of his body weight!
Unknown announcer
Colemanballs
It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
Colemanballs
Queens Park against Forfar, you can't get more romantic than that.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.
Notts County Chairman
Colemanballs
They’re in pole position, ie 3rd position, for the Champions’ League.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
The atmosphere here is thick and fast.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
The keeper was coming out in installments.
Joe Royle
English football manager
Colemanballs
The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Byron Butler: You'd obviously made up your mind to play both Stein and Walsh?
Bobby Robson: Yes, I thought that individually and as a pair, they'd do better together.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
For Burnley to win they are going to have to score.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
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