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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 7)
It’s raining very hard now and the players are getting wet.
Keith Quinn
New Zealand announcer
Colemanballs
I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
The midfield picks itself: Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard and A.N. Other.
Phil Neal
English football player
Colemanballs
Unfortunately, we keep
kicking
ourselves in the foot.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Shooting
I saw him kick the bucket over there which suggests he’s not going to be able to continue.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places.
John Gidman
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
He (Stephen Pressley) might play better if he shaves that beard.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
You have got to miss them to score sometimes.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Brazil, the favorites – if they are the favorites, which they are…
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The goal that Charlton scored has aroused Arsenal.
George Graham
Irish football player
Colemanballs
I'm not going to make it a target but it's something to aim for.
Steve Coppell
Colemanballs
A deflection – that’s what changed the course of the ball.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
Colemanballs
And the second goal was a blue print of the first.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
And I honestly believe that we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
Colemanballs
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