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Colemanballs
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The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
At the velodrome
Bicycle racing
Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.
Ian Wright
English football player & television personality
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It really needed the blink of an eyelid, otherwise you would have missed it.
Peter Jones
English football player
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… and tonight we have the added ingredient of Kenny Dalglish not being here.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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George will be happy with a draw – I know how ambitious and positive he is.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
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If you just came into the room and didn’t know who was who you’d obviously say Newcastle looked the most likely to score.
Terry Paine
English football player & commentator
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Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.
Malcolm McDonald
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In the Moscow Olympics Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion’s race.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.
Derek Johnstone
Scottish football player
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If you take away their five goals, there was nothing between the teams.
Terry Hibbitt
English football player
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His reign ended with that nil-all defeat by Switzerland at Lansdowne Road.
Colm Murray
Irish broadcaster
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As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.
An unknown sportscaster
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Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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With the very last kick of the game Macdonald scored with a header.
Alan Parry
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As Phil DeGlenville said, each game is unique, and this one is no different to any other.
John Sleightholme
English football director
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He’s like all great players – he’s not a great player yet.
Trevor Francis
English football player
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I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
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At 23, he ought to be around until 2006, if he can keep his head.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Mixed metaphors
Yes, Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was just too perfect
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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