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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 8)
Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Injuries
Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.
Malcolm McDonald
Colemanballs
He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.
Derek Johnstone
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.
Lou Macari
Colemanballs
And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
Alan Shearer
Colemanballs
Misspokements
The match has become quite unpredictable, but it still looks as though Arsenal will win the cup.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.
Murdo Macleod
Colemanballs
It was a good match, which could have gone either way and very nearly did.
Jim Sherwin
Colemanballs
If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
A few question marks are being asked in the Honduran defense.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Practice makes permanent.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
That’s a question mark everyone’s asking.
Bruce Grobbelar
South African football player
Colemanballs
Oldham are leading 1-0, a well-deserved victory at this stage of the game.
Tommy Docherty
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
Vinny Jones
Colemanballs
Winning
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