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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 8)
In a year’s time, he’s a year older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
Colemanballs
Roy Keane didn’t go through the book with a fine toothbrush.
Tony Cascarino
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
If the goalkeeper wasn’t there, it would’ve been a goal.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.
Unknown
Colemanballs
I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
Colemanballs
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield
British cricketer & television commentator
Colemanballs
The boys feet have been up in the clouds since the win.
Alan Buckley
English rugby player & manager
Colemanballs
The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.
An unknown CBS commentator
Colemanballs
I’m not superstitious or anything like that, but I’ll just hope we’ll play our best and put it in the lap of the gods.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
I don't hold water with that theory.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Fans
Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.
Dominic Allen
Colemanballs
The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Lateness
Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
If we can play like that every week, we’ll get some level of consistency.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
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The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.