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Colemanballs
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I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
When asked if he was a “volatile” player
I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.
Johnny Giles
Irish football player & manager
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We lost because we didn't win.
Ronaldo
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What would help the Ecuadorian side is if they could get a glimpse of the possibility of scoring a goal.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
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Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Track
You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
The good news for Nigeria is that they’re two-nil down very early in the game.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
A British soccer commentator
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I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper
Colemanballs
Wayne Rooney really has a man’s body on a teenager’s head.
George Graham
Irish football player
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He held his head in his hands as it flashed past the post.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
If confidence could be bought, all the rich people would have it and all the poor people would have to… make their own arrangements.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Confidence
The ball could have gone anywhere and almost did.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.
Jose Mourinho
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I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Romania are more Portuguese than German.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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Romania
The gelling period has just started to knit.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
Colemanballs
We haven’t had the rub of the dice.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.