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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 8)
They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
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This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
He’s the only man I know who could start an argument with himself.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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On Graig Bellamy
The boys feet have been up in the clouds since the win.
Alan Buckley
English rugby player & manager
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They’ve taken the horns by the scruff of the neck.
Tony Cascarino
English football player & analyst
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Mixed metaphors
£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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And the Bulgarians are doing all they can here to waste every last inch of time in this game.
Colin MacNamara
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They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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Mixed metaphors
It’s like a toaster, the ref’s shirt pocket… every time there’s a tackle, up pops a yellow card; I’m talking metaphysically now of course.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Referees
It was a good match, which could have gone either way and very nearly did.
Jim Sherwin
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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As you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.
Steve McIlwenn
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I’d like to see him scoring two or more goals in games which United win 1-0.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
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If you’re a goalkeeper, it doesn’t matter what you save the ball with – if you keep it out, it’s not a goal.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership; there’s no denying that.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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So that’s 1-0, sounds like the score at Boundary Park where of course its’ 2-2.
Jack Wainwright
sports announcer
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He had all the time in the world to kill a few seconds.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Scotland don’t have to score tonight, but they do have to win.
Billy McNeill
Scottish football player & manager
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And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than any other time since the first half of this Cup now than any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren’t ever in it anyway.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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