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Colemanballs
(Page 9)
A deflection – that’s what changed the course of the ball.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
Colemanballs
It seems that they're playing with one leg tied together.
Kenny Sansom
Colemanballs
Notting Forest are having a bad run; they’ve lost six matches in a row now without winning.
Unknown commentator
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He doesn’t know how to spell the word give up.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
Colemanballs
I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.
Dominic Allen
Colemanballs
If we can play like that every week, we’ll get some level of consistency.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
The keeper was coming out in installments.
Joe Royle
English football manager
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Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Whelan was in the position he was, exactly.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
Colemanballs
I’d like to see him scoring two or more goals in games which United win 1-0.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
Colemanballs
If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.
Ray Houghton
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Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.
Jonathan Woodgate
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They’ll perhaps finish in the top three; I can’t see them finishing any higher.
Don Howe
English football player, coach & manager
Colemanballs
Martin Keown is up everybody’s backsides.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.
Graeme Le Saux
Colemanballs
I’m not going to look beyond the semi-final – but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Here we see Tevez’s little curly one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
We lost because we didn't win.
Ronaldo
Colemanballs
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Notting Forest are having a bad run; they’ve lost six matches in a row now without winning.