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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 9)
And Bailey comes out to save, immediately there is a whole wasps nest of blue shirts swarming around him.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
We signed to play until the day we died, and we did.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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They’ve probably played better than they’ve ever done for a few weeks.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Whoever wins today will win the championship no matter who wins.
Denis Law
Scottish football player
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Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.
Colin Gibson
British football player
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They’ve taken the horns by the scruff of the neck.
Tony Cascarino
English football player & analyst
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Mixed metaphors
Germany are a very difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.
Steve Lomas
Irish football player
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The dice are stacked against them.
Theo Foley
Irish football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
It was a fair decision – the penalty – even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
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He hit the post, and after the game people are going to say, well, he hit the post.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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I’d like to see him scoring two or more goals in games which United win 1-0.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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We had a lovely meal. Lovely. We had a big steak with all the tarnishings.
Ivor Powell
Colemanballs
Misspokements
It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
A British soccer commentator
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And Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ball with every inch of his body weight!
Unknown announcer
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Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.
Antonio Rattin
Argentine football player
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And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
Ian Darke
English sports commentator
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Ian St John to Greaves: Is he speaking to you yet?
Greaves: Not yet, but I hope to be incommunicado with him in a very short space of time.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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Byron Butler: You'd obviously made up your mind to play both Stein and Walsh?
Bobby Robson: Yes, I thought that individually and as a pair, they'd do better together.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.