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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 9)
This is a truly international field, no Britons involved.
David Coleman
Colemanballs
It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
We’re calling him the young player of the year, but he’s only 20 years old.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
Colemanballs
Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Sportsmanship
It’s one of the greatest goals ever, but I’m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.
York Advertiser
Colemanballs
Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
Graham Roberts
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
That’s down to one thing, fitness and organization.
Noel King
Colemanballs
I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.
Chris Turner
British comedian
Colemanballs
And Arsenal [English Soccer Club] now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.
Derek Johnstone
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.
Colin Gibson
British football player
Colemanballs
The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.
Lou Macari
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
Colemanballs
He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.
George Hamilton
Irish sportscaster
Colemanballs
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
The dice are stacked against them.
Theo Foley
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
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