Subject: Colemanballs (Page 9)

This is a truly international field, no Britons involved.

It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.

English football player

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

We’re calling him the young player of the year, but he’s only 20 years old.

Scottish soccer player & analyst

Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.

Scottish football player

That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

It’s one of the greatest goals ever, but I’m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.

British football player

Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him.

English football player & manager

While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.

Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.

English football player & manager

That’s down to one thing, fitness and organization.

I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.

British comedian

And Arsenal [English Soccer Club] now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.

English football player

He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.

Scottish football player

Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.

British football player

The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.


He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.

Irish sportscaster

In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

The dice are stacked against them.

Irish football player & manager