Subject: Colemanballs (Page 9)

He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.

English football player

There was a paradox of air in the town when we arrived in Watfor this afternoon.

The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.

English football player

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.

Nobody took the responsibility of going to kill Yakin.

Irish football player

There he goes again, doing doggies.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.

English soccer commentator

Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

The Croatians don’t play well without the ball.

English football player & commentator

They can’t change any of their players, but they have changed one of their players and that’s the coach.

British football commentator

I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Our strikers couldn’t score in a brothel.

Scottish football player & manager

Korsten is making a meal of it… er… that’s clearly a penalty, yes.

English football player

There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.

We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game.

British football commentator

The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we come from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man.

Irish football player

Ian St John to Greaves: Is he speaking to you yet?
Greaves: Not yet, but I hope to be incommunicado with him in a very short space of time.

English football player

Liverpool have come out with all guns flying.

English football player

It really needed the blink of an eyelid, otherwise you would have missed it.

English football player