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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 9)
We offer no excuses, though the shower of eggs, cans, nuts and bolts throughout the match did not help my team.
Leo Beenhakker
Dutch football coach
Colemanballs
It’s slightly alarming the way Manchester United decapitated against Stuttgart.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
He never fails to hit the target… but that was a miss.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.
Colin Gibson
British football player
Colemanballs
Had we not got that second goal, I think the score might have been different, I’m not sure.
Terry Sheddingham
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
McCall is trying to thread a needle through a haystack there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
That shot might not have been as good as it might have been.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps [appearances] for England.
John Barnes
English football player
Colemanballs
He hit that one like an arrow.
Alan Parry
Colemanballs
The club has literally exploded.
Ian Wright
English football player & television personality
Colemanballs
They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places.
John Gidman
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The lad got over excited when he saw the whites of the goalposts eyes.
Steve Coppel
English football player
Colemanballs
Bridge has done nothing wrong, but his movement’s not great and his distribution’s been poor.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
But the ball was going all the way, right away, eventually.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
The shot from Laws was precise but wide.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.
Phil Woosnam
Welsh football player & manager
Colemanballs
The keeper was coming out in installments.
Joe Royle
English football manager
Colemanballs
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.