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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 9)
He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Situations
It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
There was a paradox of air in the town when we arrived in Watfor this afternoon.
Andy Smith
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The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
Vinny Jones
Colemanballs
Winning
Nobody took the responsibility of going to kill Yakin.
Pat Bonner
Irish football player
Colemanballs
There he goes again, doing doggies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
The Croatians don’t play well without the ball.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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They can’t change any of their players, but they have changed one of their players and that’s the coach.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Our strikers couldn’t score in a brothel.
Tommy Docherty
Scottish football player & manager
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Korsten is making a meal of it… er… that’s clearly a penalty, yes.
Trevor Francis
English football player
Colemanballs
There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.
Dominic Allen
Colemanballs
We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we come from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man.
Norman Whiteside
Irish football player
Colemanballs
Ian St John to Greaves: Is he speaking to you yet?
Greaves: Not yet, but I hope to be incommunicado with him in a very short space of time.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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Liverpool have come out with all guns flying.
Dennis Tueart
English football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
It really needed the blink of an eyelid, otherwise you would have missed it.
Peter Jones
English football player
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