Subject: Communication » Books

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

Americans like fat books and thin women.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

What greater service could I have performed for German literature than that I didn’t bother with it?


Anyone who believes you can't change history has never tried to write his memoirs.

(1886 – 1973) Israeli prime minister

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

Be careful about reading health books for you may die of a misprint.

(1747 – 1803) German Jewish physician & lecturer on philosophy

I have read your book and much like it.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.

(1881 – 1958) English novelist

Neither am I.

(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine… (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folk have lent me.

(1844 – 1924) French novelist

This book fills a much-needed gap.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

You won't find a single four-letter word in there… I don't go for that bullshit.

(1918 – ) American baseball pitcher

The covers of this book are too far apart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers; unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

A biography is a book that is usually written about a dead person because it is so unlike him when he was alive.

(1899 – 1995) humorist