Subject: Communication » Books (Page 2)

Books are for people who don't have ideas of their own.

(1984 – ) American stand-up comedian

This book fills a much-needed gap.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Next to the writer of real estate advertisements, the autobiographer is the most suspect of prose artists.

(1921 – 2012) American music critic & journalist

Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.

(1942 – 2018) English physicist

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.

(1973 – ) American comedian

The covers of this book are too far apart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I do a lot of reading on serial killers – mostly How To books.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

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This is the best biography by me I have ever read.

(1903 – 1992) American bandleader & TV host

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case; God has written all the books.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

All books over five hundred pages that weren’t written by Dickens or a dead Russian are better left on the shelf.

journalist & author