Subject: Communication » Books (Page 3)

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

The covers of this book are too far apart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

It was a dark and stormy night…

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

I have read your book and much like it.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.

(David John Moore Cornwell) (1931 – ) British author

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

comedian

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

Inside every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.

First time I ever read the dictionary, I thought it was a poem about everything.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I am reading Henry James… and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth amber.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother’s.

(1946 – ) Romanian-born American poet, novelist, essayist & commentator

Bill wrote a book at Yale; I read one.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I am being frank about myself in this book; I tell of my first mistake on page 850.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.

(1689 – 1755) French philosopher & political commentator

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician