Subject: Communication » Books (Page 4)

The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden… it ends with Revelations.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

(1945 – ) football coach

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Men are like textbooks: you have to spend a lot of time between the covers to gain a small amount of satisfaction.

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

The sumptuousnss of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.

Having to read a footnote resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I am reading Henry James… and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth amber.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

comedian

With the birth of a child you lose two novels.

(1955 – ) Scottish writer

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

It is part of prudence to thank an author for his book before reading it, so as to avoid the necessity of lying about it afterwards.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

I was reading a book… The History of Glue – I couldn't put it down.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist