Subject: Communication » Books (Page 4)

One man is as good as another until he has written a book.

(1817 – 1893) English tutor, education reformer, theologian & translator

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Having to read a footnote resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store I just flip to the about the author section… I’m like, “Done, next!”

(1973 – ) American comedian

The difference between fiction and reality… fiction has to make sense.

(1947 – ) American author

I have read your book and much like it.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If God had written the Bible, the first line should have been 'It's round.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

There is no thief like a bad book.

Autobiography is now as common as adultery and hardly less reprehensible.

(1924 – 2001) British writer

You won't find a single four-letter word in there… I don't go for that bullshit.

(1918 – ) American baseball pitcher

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

The covers of this book are too far apart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Be careful about reading health books for you may die of a misprint.

(1747 – 1803) German Jewish physician & lecturer on philosophy

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist

Actress: I enjoyed your book. Who wrote it for you?

Chase: I'm so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?

(1900 – 1978) American actress & novelist

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case; God has written all the books.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist