Subject: Communication » Books (Page 7)

I do a lot of reading on serial killers – mostly How To books.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director

Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist

Foreword: An author’s apology.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

I am being frank about myself in this book; I tell of my first mistake on page 850.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

You ever read a book that changed your life? … me neither.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

A dirty book is rarely dusty.

I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.

(1689 – 1755) French philosopher & political commentator

Inside every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.

No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

All books over five hundred pages that weren’t written by Dickens or a dead Russian are better left on the shelf.

journalist & author

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host