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Communication
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Books
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Books are for people who don't have ideas of their own.
Greg Hahn
(1984 – ) American stand-up comedian
Books
Communication
Ideas
Intelligence
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Evan Esar
(1899 – 1995) humorist
Books
Communication
Time
Borrowing
Forgetting
Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography.
Evelyn Waugh
(1903 – 1966) English writer
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Communication
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Autobiography
I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Books
Communication
President
Bible
I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
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Communication
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As soon as you dispose of a book, even one that has gathered dust for years, a pressing need to refer to it will arise.
Rawson's First Law
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(Hugh Rawson)
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