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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case; God has written all the books.
Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
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No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
London's Law of Libraries
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Autobiography is now as common as adultery and hardly less reprehensible.
John Grigg
(1924 – 2001) British writer
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Communication
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It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Dame Rose Macaulay
(1881 – 1958) English novelist
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Communication
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I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so.
Reverend Sydney Smith
(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
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Be careful about reading health books for you may die of a misprint.
Markus Herz
(1747 – 1803) German Jewish physician & lecturer on philosophy
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