Subject: Communication » Conversation

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

It was hard to have a conversation with anyone; there were so many people talking.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

(1846–1916) American essayist, editor, critic & lecturer

Eating without conversation is only stoking.

writer

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician & playwright

Loquacity: A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Don’t make a long story short just so you can tell another one.

Beware of the conversationalist who adds “in other words;” he is merely starting afresh.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Alice Jane Chandler Webster (1876 – 1916) writer & author

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance.

(1887 – 1948) American journalist & humorist

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

Shut up and talk.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit

Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

(1955– ) writer & screenwriter

Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you… but I’m not going to.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

Barber: A brilliant conversationalist who cuts hair for a sideline.

An argument is two people trying to get in the last word first.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine