Subject: Communication » Language (Page 11)

Abbreviation: Long word with, ironically, no obvious shorter alternative.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

Umm, trouble with grammar have I, yes?

Movie character in, Star Wars (Frank Oz)

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

(1947 – ) novelist, screenwriter

Overeat: To dine.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.

I bought a dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up dictionary… it said “you’re an asshole.”

(1973 – ) American comedian

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Four-letter Word: Par for the coarse.

The Norwegian language has been described as German spoken underwater.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Censor: A man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Congress: A body of men who meet to repeal laws.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Boy, those French… they have a different word for everything!

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to Bernard Shaw.

(1944 – ) English writer & broadcaster

Quotation: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

When they were naming the animals somebody got lazy… whats he doing?… eating ants… DONE!

(1973 – ) American comedian

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)