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Is there another word for synonym?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men, and I just want to say to the authors of that study "Duh."

(1963 – ) television host & comedian

As Doris Day used to sing Que Seroo Seroo.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What's right is what's left when everything is wrong.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

My spelling is wobbly; it’s good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is “cheval,” and everything else follows in the same way.

(1922 – 1990) American computer scientist

Boy, those French… they have a different word for everything!

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

You know what I hate?… Indian givers… no, I take that back.

(1956 – ) American comedian

Advice: the smallest current coin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Patience: A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I keep reading between the lies.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

(1882 – 1961) politician

Dyselxics Have More Nuf.

Before the invention of the alphabet, filing was impossible… or very easy.

(1972 – ) English standup comedian, writer & actor

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Pulled my groin the other day – for about 20 minutes.

(1963 – ) American comedian

I used to have a job as a pantomime horse, but quit while I was a head.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Oppose: To assist with obstructions and objections.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist