Subject: Communication » Language (Page 19)

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Beliefs Communication Language

English As She is Spoke

Book Titles Communication Language

Consolation: The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language

When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to Bernard Shaw.

(1944 – ) English writer & broadcaster
Communication Language Reading/Writing

Slang: Language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.

Communication Definitions Language

When dangling, don't use participles.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Dyselxics Have More Nuf.

Communication Health Language

Eloquence: The art of saying the proper thing and stopping.

(1613 – 1680) French writer
Communication Language Speech

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

(1906 – 1965) psychologist & speech pathologist
Communication Language

Whenever you hear the word save, it is usually the beginning of an advertisement designed to make you spend money.

Communication Language Money

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Communication Language

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Communication Language Last words

The words “don't" and “isn’t” are contraptions.

Communication Language Malaprops

Philanthropist: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Wealth