Subject: Communication » Language (Page 4)

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence to never practice either of them.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

(1882 – 1961) politician

Verbs has to agree with their subject.

Plagiarize: To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Avant-garde? … That’s French for bullshit.

(1940 – 1980) English rock musician, singer & songwriter

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

All phone calls are obscene.

American author

Patience: A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is “cheval,” and everything else follows in the same way.

(1922 – 1990) American computer scientist

If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be living.

comedian

A poet can survive anything but a misprint.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

My teacher used to say I wasn't very observant… to be honest, that was her opinion.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

She was another of his near Mrs.

If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian

Oral contraceptive: The word "no."

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Spanish? I thought they were just English words I didn't know.

(1971 – ) American actress

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.


No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

(1882 – 1961) politician

Latin Course To Be Canceled – No Interest Among Students, et al.

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist