Subject: Communication (Page 36)

Easy way to make someone sound less powerful, just put DJ in front of their name… DJ Abraham Lincoln.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Communication Language

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication People Speech

I was in a book store and saw a French looking girl, she was bi-illterate… she couldn’t read in two languages.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Language Reading/Writing

Yes, so it does.

(1869 – 1931) American politician
Miscellaneous Wordplay

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes

I want to write a mystery novel… or do I?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Reading/Writing

Interpreter: A ventriloquist using two dummies.

Communication Definitions Language

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

(1914 – ) historian
Communication Success

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
America Communication Language Places

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Communication Language

Antibody: Against everyone.

Definitions Wordplay

The psychiatrist’s office is where you say what you think and be told what you mean.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Communication Doctors Health

The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer
Communication Politicians

Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Ransom notes.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Communication Money Reading/Writing

When a person tells you, “I’ll think it over and let you know” — you know.

(1918 - 2002) American author
Communication Situations

Also-ran: A British athlete.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
England Places Wordplay

In court I was found guilty of being egotistical… I am appealing.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

If you understand English, press 1; if you do not understand English, press 2.

Communication Language Misspokements

I wonder what the word for dots looks like in Braille.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Communication Language

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

comedian
Communication Food/Drink Language