Subject: Communication (Page 76)

To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the binocular.

Communication Language Malaprops

All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library

Books Signs

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Baseball Language Music

In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor
Communication Music Reviews/Criticism

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Books Communication Reading/Writing

If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication

I used to be a mime…. but now I can talk about it…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Entertainment Occupations Speech Work

Show me an archaeologist, and I’ll show you a man who practices skull drudgery.

Science/Weather Wordplay

You might be a redneck if… your child’s first words are “Attention Kmart shoppers!

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Children Family People Rednecks Speech

Writing comes more easily if you have something to say.

(1880 – 1957) Polish-Jewish novelist, dramatist & essayist
Communication Reading/Writing

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk; that will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist
Alcohol Communication Food/Drink Speech

Everything can be solved through civilized dialogue and implied agony.

online cartoonist
Communication Intelligence

I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word ‘fortnight.’

(1973 – ) American comedian
Communication Language Time

"No comment" is a comment.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Communication

Out of the mouths of babes comes cereal.

Children Family Wordplay

Oh, Lord. I didn’t mean to say anything quotable.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Communication

Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

Definitions Friends Wordplay

Craig Bellamy has literally been on fire.

Scottish football player & manager
Communication Language Misspokements

Smuggler: One who neglects his duty to his country.

Definitions Wordplay

Yes, so it does.

(1869 – 1931) American politician
Miscellaneous Wordplay

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics Clothing Communication Lies Truth World