Subject: Communication (Page 83)

If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Communication Definitions Language

The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.

Communication Proverbs Speech

English As She is Spoke

Book Titles Communication Language

I love going on blind dates because you can stare at their tits. … Some of you are now thinking — “Hey you can’t make fun of the blind…” Watch me.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Dating Language Relationships

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Communication Language Reading/Writing

I wrote a few children's books… not on purpose.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Books Children Communication Reading/Writing

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Fear Wordplay

The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

(1907 – 1989) American writer
Communication Reading/Writing

A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs; it is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.

(1740 – 1795) Scottish lawyer, diarist & author
Communication People Speech Women

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host
Communication Language

This book fills a much-needed gap.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator
Books Reviews/Criticism

Wife Swapping: Sexual fourplay.

Definitions Marriage Sex Wordplay

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2; that's why 2 was created.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Communication Language

Perhaps we could have a translation, I could not quite follow.

(1894 – 1986) British prime minister
Communication Government

The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.

Books Communication Money Murphy’s Laws

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Marriage Wordplay

Sex is better than talk… talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Communication Conversation Sex Speech

Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
Communication Problems Situations Wordplay

Her tongue is so long she could lick a skillet from the front porch.

Communication Speech

I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.

(1906 – 1992) Canadian-born American academic
Communication Intelligence Mind Speech

Women should be obscene and not heard.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Language Speech Women