Subject: Communication (Page 84)

Be sincere; be brief; be seated.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Communication Situations Speech

Today’s subliminal thought is: …

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

The difference between fiction and reality… fiction has to make sense.

(1947 – ) American author
Books Communication

Just give me a shave… I haven’t time to listen to a haircut.

Communication Speech Time

Like a whore – first, I did it for my own pleasure; then I did it for the pleasure of my friends; and now… I do it for money.

(1878 – 1952) Hungarian-born American dramatist & novelist
Communication Reading/Writing

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Children Communication Misspokements Mothers

Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss; the wiser the man, the longer the list.

(1741 – 1794) French writer
Communication Ideas

Teetotaler: One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Alcohol Definitions Wordplay

Rhetoric: Language in a dress suit.

Definitions Language

And take it off CAPS LOCK!

Communication

Polite conversation is rarely either.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Communication Conversation Speech

Having something to say is overrated.

American writer
Beliefs Communication Opinion

Everybody had some antidotes to tell.

Malaprops Speech

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Characteristics Communication Money

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Children Definitions Wordplay

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2; that's why 2 was created.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Communication Language

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Baseball Language Music

Poets are literal-minded men who will squeeze a word till it hurts.

(1892 – 1982) American writer
Communication Language Reading/Writing

I think if you were hardcore anti-feminism, surely you wouldn’t call yourself ‘anti-feminism’ would you? … you’d call yourself ‘Uncle Feminism’.

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

Our language is funny – a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing.

Communication Language