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Communication
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I didn’t really say everything I said.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Communication
Speech
Yogi-isms
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia; let them walk to school like I did!
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Books
Children
Yogi-isms
Encyclopedias
The four most beautiful words in our common language: “I told you so.”
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Communication
I told you so
Words
The first sentence that I was taught to say by my parents as a little boy was: “Of course I know that I’m wrong.”
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Communication
People
Self
Speech
It was a dark and stormy night…
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
(1803 – 1873) English writer
Communication
Reading/Writing
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Anonymous
Language
Science/Weather
Me and my wife met at a Castanet class… we clicked.
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Language
Marriage
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Castanets
Americans don't really understand what's going on in Bosnia; to them it's the unspellables killing the unpronouncables.
P.J. O'Rourke
(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Communication
Language
Places
Bosnia
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately
Corollary: Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both
A Murphy's Military Law
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Intelligence
Reading/Writing
Literacy
I bought a dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up dictionary… it said “you’re an asshole.”
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Books
Communication
Language
Reading/Writing
Dictionary
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