Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 10)

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

They told me how Mr Gladstone read Homer for fun, which I thought served him right.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men.

(1847 – 1922) Scottish scientist, inventor, engineer & innovator

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

Check to see if you any words out.

Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.

She was a bilingual illiterate… she couldn't read in two different languages.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Homer also wrote the Oddity.

1. Never draw what you can copy.
2. Never copy what you can trace.
3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

My handwriting looks as if a swarm of ants, escaping from an ink bottle, had walked over a sheet of paper without wiping their legs.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

I shouldn’t say bad things about the illiterate, though… I should write it.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

And don't use conjunctions to start sentences.

Some people are widely read – I'm thinly read.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

I’ve never read an article of clothing.

(1973 – ) American comedian

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.

The smaller the ball used in a sport, the better the book.

One man is as good as another until he has written a book.

(1817 – 1893) English tutor, education reformer, theologian & translator

Composers shouldn't think too much—it interferes with their plagiarism.

(1896 – 1983) American actor