Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 10)

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

(1924 – 1984) American author

If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic.

(1928 – ) playwright

Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.

A dirty book is rarely dusty.

If you only read one book in your life… I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.

(1967 – ) English comedian

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Write it down in your own handwriting.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

A writer without confidence is like a metaphor without something to compare itself to.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Journalism is literature in a hurry.

(1822 – 1888) English writer

I was in a book store and saw a French looking girl, she was bi-illterate… she couldn’t read in two languages.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I'm looking for loopholes.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Anyone who believes you can't change history has never tried to write his memoirs.

(1886 – 1973) Israeli prime minister

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Writing is easy. You just open a vein and bleed.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist