Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 11)

This is the best biography by me I have ever read.

(1903 – 1992) American bandleader & TV host

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

(1947 – ) novelist, screenwriter

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from.

(1890 – 1960) journalist, author & dramatist

The literary gift is a mere accident – is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.

(1872 – 1956) English essayist, parodist & caricaturist

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

I was in a book store and saw a French looking girl, she was bi-illterate… she couldn’t read in two languages.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

A writer mustn’t shift your point of view.

As through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.

(1912 – 1967) American singer-songwriter & folk musician

Writer, William Faulkner about Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.

Hemingway: Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words?

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Nothing conduces to brevity like a caving in of the knees.

(1809 – 1894) physician, professor, lecturer & author

Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.

If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Plagiarize: To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

(1864 – 1910) French author

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher