Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 13)

Even those who call Mr. Faulkner our greatest literary sadist do not fully appreciate him, for it is not merely his characters who have to run the gauntlet but also his readers.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

What kind of tattoo would a librarian get?… ‘Books kick ass’?

American comedian

He writes dialogues by cutting monologues in two.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Authors with a mortgage never get writer’s block.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The splendor of an editor's speech and the splendor of his newspaper are inversely related to the distance between the city in which he makes his speech and the city in which he publishes his paper.

A writer without confidence is like a metaphor without something to compare itself to.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

Nothing conduces to brevity like a caving in of the knees.

(1809 – 1894) physician, professor, lecturer & author

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

(1945 – ) football coach

It was a dark and stormy night…

(1803 – 1873) English writer

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Three years ago, I couldn't spell author. Now I am one.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.

One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.

(1742 – 1799) German writer

You're looking at a very proud Canadian who is very proud of the educational system in Canadia…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

In Medieval times most of the people were alliterate.

Why do writers write; because it isn't there.

(1924 – ) American novelist

I can tell I’m getting old because my Kindle is turning into a self-help library.

(1982 – ) American actress, stand-up comedian & writer