Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 14)

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.

(1919 – 2010 ) England author

My spelling is wobbly; it’s good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.

Fobia: The fear of misspelled words.

Anyone who believes you can't change history has never tried to write his memoirs.

(1886 – 1973) Israeli prime minister

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody …”

(1973 – ) American comedian

I shouldn’t say bad things about the illiterate, though… I should write it.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.

A great zircon in the diadem of American literature.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.

(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.

(1902 – 1991) Polish Jewish American author

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

(1918 - 2002) American author

Longfellow is to poetry what the barrel-organ is to music.

(1886 – 1963) literary critic, biographer & historian

Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.

… when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humor, the writing is on the wall.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright

No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in a [Rupert] Murdoch newspaper.

(1932 – 1997) newspaper columnist

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

First time I ever read the dictionary, I thought it was a poem about everything.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer