Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 15)

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

I'm looking for loopholes.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

The world may be full of fourth-rate writers but it’s also full of fourth-rate readers.

(1928 – 2011) English novelist

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

I do a lot of reading on serial killers – mostly How To books.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

Henry Kissinger may be a great writer, but anyone finishes his book is definitely a great reader.

(1952 – ) American writer & biographer

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

If at first you don’t succeed, read the manual.

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

He has left off reading altogether, to the great improvement of his originality.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist

Abbreviation: Long word with, ironically, no obvious shorter alternative.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.

My handwriting looks as if a swarm of ants, escaping from an ink bottle, had walked over a sheet of paper without wiping their legs.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

A poem is no place for an idea.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

There is no thief like a bad book.

She was a bilingual illiterate… she couldn't read in two different languages.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody …”

(1973 – ) American comedian