Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 15)

Men are like textbooks: you have to spend a lot of time between the covers to gain a small amount of satisfaction.

If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue that contains the article, story or installment you were most anxious to read.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

If at first you don’t succeed, read the manual.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Write drunk; edit sober.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

Something very sad about the fact that I haven’t read Moby Dick, but I have read the Kindergarten Cop Wikipedia page.

(1983 – ) American comedian & actor

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

A neurotic can perfectly well be a literary genius, but his greatest danger is always that he will not recognize when he is dull.

(1917 – 2010) American lawyer, novelist, historian & essayist

Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

(1955 – ) actor & comedian

A writer without confidence is like a metaphor without something to compare itself to.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men.

(1847 – 1922) Scottish scientist, inventor, engineer & innovator

No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

George Moore wrote excellent English until he discovered grammar.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

(1924 – 1984) American author

Greeting Cards: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.


A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer