Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 16)

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

(1924 – 1984) American author

The smaller the ball used in a sport, the better the book.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Then, of course, there's that old one: Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Charles Dickens, dead, writes more than [American playwright] Marc Connelly alive.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

The real reason Milton went blind was to avoid reading unsolicited manuscripts.

1944) is an American writer & screenwriter

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

After you’ve mailed your last card, you will receive a card from someone you overlooked.

Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.

(1892 – 1983) British author, journalist, literary critic & travel writer

Avoid alliteration… always.


We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I think I’m really learning a lot from my creative writing classes; the entire experience is just indescribable.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

The sumptuousnss of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.

First time I ever read the dictionary, I thought it was a poem about everything.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Poets are literal-minded men who will squeeze a word till it hurts.

(1892 – 1982) American writer