Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 17)

Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.

(1932 – 1963) novelist & poet

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

(1947 – ) novelist, screenwriter

A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

We have the power to bore people long after we are dead.

(1885 – 1951) American novelist, short-story writer & playwright

In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime.

(1905 – 1978) American author of children’s books & poetry

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

The triumph of sugar over diabetes.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

My spelling is wobbly; it’s good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

The literary gift is a mere accident – is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.

(1872 – 1956) English essayist, parodist & caricaturist

About sentence fragments.

Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.

A great zircon in the diadem of American literature.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish, I will know how it turned out.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

Don't abbrev.

The first draft of anything is shit.

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.

Most rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.

(1742 – 1799) German writer