Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 2)

I think TV is very educational; every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist

A great zircon in the diadem of American literature.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with seven grammatical errors is dead.

(1894 – 1962) American poet, painter, essayist, author & playwright

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Americans like fat books and thin women.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Fobia: The fear of misspelled words.

The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that’s read by persons who move their lips when they’re reading to themselves.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.

(1914 – ) historian

I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

I love being a writer; what I can't stand is the paperwork.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

Authors with a mortgage never get writer’s block.

(1948 – ) English novelist

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

I do a lot of reading on serial killers – mostly How To books.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.

(1923 – 2007) American novelist, journalist & playwright

I'm writing a book… I have all the page numbers down, now I just have to fill in the rest.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer