Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 4)

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

I love being a writer; what I can't stand is the paperwork.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

Murder is a crime – describing murder is not; sex is not a crime – describing sex is.

(1917 – 1999) American sexologist

Write it down in your own handwriting.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

The smaller the ball used in a sport, the better the book.

We have the power to bore people long after we are dead.

(1885 – 1951) American novelist, short-story writer & playwright

The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men.

(1847 – 1922) Scottish scientist, inventor, engineer & innovator

The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.

(1951 – 2013) American professor & artificial intelligence expert

The first draft of anything is shit.

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist

Why do writers write; because it isn't there.

(1924 – ) American novelist

He writes dialogues by cutting monologues in two.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, in order to provide articles for people who can’t read.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

She was a master at making nothing happen very slowly.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host