Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 4)

Ransom notes.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

Plagiarism: Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Like a whore – first, I did it for my own pleasure; then I did it for the pleasure of my friends; and now… I do it for money.

(1878 – 1952) Hungarian-born American dramatist & novelist

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.

(1973 – ) American comedian

She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

I do all my writing in bed; everybody knows I do my best work there.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

This is the best biography by me I have ever read.

(1903 – 1992) American bandleader & TV host

She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Be careful about reading health books for you may die of a misprint.

(1747 – 1803) German Jewish physician & lecturer on philosophy

He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.

(1910 – 2006) Swedish cartoonist

As through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.

(1912 – 1967) American singer-songwriter & folk musician

I was in a book store and saw a French looking girl, she was bi-illterate… she couldn’t read in two languages.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Abbreviation: Long word with, ironically, no obvious shorter alternative.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

The surprising thing about this paper is that a man who could write it would.

(1885 – 1977) English mathematician

Anything in parentheses can be ignored.

Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers; my opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them.