Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 4)

He makes his living from ham to mouth.

(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

If there are two possible ways to spell a person’s name, you will pick the wrong spelling.

Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.

(1941) American writer & humorist

The best tribute a French translator can pay Shakespeare is not to translate him.

(1872 – 1956) English essayist, parodist & caricaturist

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Charles Dickens, dead, writes more than [American playwright] Marc Connelly alive.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

And don't use conjunctions to start sentences.

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing; just show me somebody naked.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.

(1892 – 1983) British author, journalist, literary critic & travel writer

A neurotic can perfectly well be a literary genius, but his greatest danger is always that he will not recognize when he is dull.

(1917 – 2010) American lawyer, novelist, historian & essayist

As through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.

(1912 – 1967) American singer-songwriter & folk musician

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Actress: I enjoyed your book. Who wrote it for you?

Chase: I'm so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?

(1900 – 1978) American actress & novelist

What’s interesting about sports writers is that they don’t know how to play sports, and a lot of them don’t know how to write.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

(1945 – ) football coach

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slip-cover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer.

(1918 – 2007) American humor writer