Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 7)

I will not go down in posterity talking bad grammar.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

He makes his living from ham to mouth.

(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator

Write drunk; edit sober.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

Greeting Cards: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.


Nothing conduces to brevity like a caving in of the knees.

(1809 – 1894) physician, professor, lecturer & author

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.

(1767 – 1845) 7th U.S. president

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is never read.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers; my opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them.


Fiction writing is great; you can make up almost anything.

(1949 – ) ex-wife of cretin Donald Trump

I used to think 'Tora! Tora! Tora!' was about a Rabbi taking inventory.

(1936 – ) television talk show host

If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Easy reading is damned hard writing.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Virginia Woolf’s writing is no more than glamorous knitting; I believe she must have a pattern somewhere.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

Homer also wrote the Oddity.

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing; just show me somebody naked.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.

(1910 – 2006) Swedish cartoonist

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I wrote a script and gave it to a guy that reads scripts, and he read it and said he really likes it, but he thinks I need to rewrite it; I said, f**k that, I’ll just make a copy.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian