Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 11)

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

Spanish professional golfer

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

Some people talk in their sleep; lecturers talk while other people sleep.

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

You will, Oscar, you will.

(1834 – 1903) American-born, British-based artist

Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken.


I will be brief… not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech; he said 'I will be so brief I have already finished,' and he sat down."

If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist

A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.

(1902 – 1994) British-born American trial lawyer & author

Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?

My one claim to originality among Irishmen is that I never made a speech.

(1852 – 1933) Irish writer, poet, art critic & dramatist

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it – if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

American actor & comedian

Ventriloquist: A man who never speaks for himself.

A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

(1898 – 1981) actor, singer, songwriter & movie producer

If I wanted you to know what I’m thinking, I’d be talking.

(1946 – ) American actor