Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 12)

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

You speak it the same way you speak English, you just use different words.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing; now I go to the driving range to practice slicing without swearing.

(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist

Most people tire of a lecture in ten minutes; clever people can do it in five; sensible people never go to lectures at all.

(1869 – 1944) Canadian economist & humorist

Outspoken? By whom?

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

My first words were ‘Seconds, please.’

(1953 – ) American comedian & television host

You want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

(1948 – ) American cartoonist (Doonesbury)

I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them.

(1924 – 2018) 41st U.S. president

If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk; that will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

(1882 – 1961) politician

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist