Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 13)

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

You will, Oscar, you will.

(1834 – 1903) American-born, British-based artist

I will be brief… not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech; he said 'I will be so brief I have already finished,' and he sat down."

Public speaking is very easy.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Goldarn it, Mr Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

(1919 – 1983) American rodeo performer & actor

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

The German asparagus are fabulous.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Oh, if I could piss the way he speaks!

(1841 – 1929) French statesman, physician & journalist

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Don’t make a long story short just so you can tell another one.

The first coherent line ever spoken was ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about.’

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.

(1906 – 1992) Canadian-born American academic

Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.

I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers; they could call it On Anon Anon.

(1959 – ) American comedian

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’, but ‘That’s funny…’

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor