Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 13)

An argument is two people trying to get in the last word first.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

I never mind my wife having the last word; in fact, I’m delighted when she gets to it.

(1920 – 2000) American actor

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

The mediocrity of his thinking is concealed by the majesty of his language.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was “Hang up, I got it!”

comedian, writer, actor & producer

Never say “Oops” always say “Ah, interesting!”

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

(1899 – 1974) French screenwriter, teacher & journalist

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.

Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Kids say the darndest things.

(1912 – 2010) Canadian-born American radio & television personality & humorist

The bigger the mouth, the better it looks shut.

If that kid don't stop talkin' so much he'll get his tongue sunburned.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

I’m just preparing my impromptu remarks.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator