Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 16)

The freedom of the press works in such a way that there is not much freedom from it.

(1929 – 1982) American actress & princess of Monaco

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Everything has been said but not everyone has said it.

(1922 – 1998) U.S. Representative (Arizona) & politician

A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.

(1925 – 1990) American actor

In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.

In school I wanted to join the debating team… but someone talked me out of it.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

‘Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.’ ‘Was it something I said?’ asks the son. ‘Yes.’

(Daniel Barker) British comedian, voice-artist & actor

I went to my doctor and told him, "My penis is burning." … he said, "That means somebody is talking about it.”

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient; it may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

You will, Oscar, you will.

(1834 – 1903) American-born, British-based artist

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

(1919 – 2000) Canadian prime minister & politician

I don't want to brag, but I do speak Pig Latin; I mean, I'm not fluent, but I'm sure if I ever went there, I could get by.

Canadian-American comedian & writer

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

The loss of life will be irreplaceable.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.

(1923 – ) American journalist & gossip columnist

Woman: I've made a bet with a friend that I can get you to say at least three words this evening. What do you say to that?

Coolidge’s reply: You lose.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.

Out of the mouths of babes come things parents never should have said.