Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 17)

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of wet toilet paper.

(1938 – ) film critic & former television co-host

Do people in Australia, call the rest of the world, "Up Over"?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Alice Jane Chandler Webster (1876 – 1916) writer & author

I'm not much of a storyteller… interesting how that all started…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I think Nancy does most of his talking; you'll notice that she never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers; they could call it On Anon Anon.

(1959 – ) American comedian

Eloquence: The art of saying the proper thing and stopping.

(1613 – 1680) French writer

Don't let your mouth write a check that your tail can't cash.

(1928 – 2008) American singer, songwriter & rock and roll pioneer

The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

We often think the way Gracie talks, but we pride ourselves that we never talk the way Gracie thinks.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Everything has been said but not everyone has said it.

(1922 – 1998) U.S. Representative (Arizona) & politician

I will be brief… not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech; he said 'I will be so brief I have already finished,' and he sat down."

A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I like to do all the talking myself; it saves time, and prevents arguments.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Quotation: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist