Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 18)

During an election campaign the air is full of speeches and vice versa.

(1838 – 1918) journalist, historian, academic & novelist

I didn’t say that I didn’t say it, I said that I didn’t say that I said it; I want to make that very clear.

(1907 – 1995) U.S. governor (Michigan)

When angry count four; when very angry, swear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Why's God always got such wacky shit to say?… when's the last time you heard somebody say, 'God told me to get a muffin and a cup of tea and cool out, man.'

American comedian & actor

Groan: An expression of appreciation for the horrible.

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Alice Jane Chandler Webster (1876 – 1916) writer & author

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic

I wasn’t allowed to speak while my husband was alive, and since he’s gone no one has been able to shut me up.

(1885 – 1966) American actress & gossip columnist

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

(450 BC – 388 BC) Greek Athenian comic playwright

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient; it may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

The opposite of talking isn't listening; the opposite of talking is waiting.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

He who shouts loudest has the floor.

Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.

I never mind my wife having the last word; in fact, I’m delighted when she gets to it.

(1920 – 2000) American actor

My wife and I had words, but I never got to use mine.

Jim Jordan (1896 – 1988) American radio comedian (of Fibber McGee & Molly)