Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 18)

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

My first words were ‘Seconds, please.’

(1953 – ) American comedian & television host

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.

(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk; that will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

There are three golden rules for parliamentary speakers: “Stand up. Speak up. Shut up.”

(1855 – 1949) British politician

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I like to do all the talking myself; it saves time, and prevents arguments.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Talk is cheap – except when Congress does it.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions… what’s the point?

(1952 – ) British stand-up comedian, actor & author

Listening to a speech by Chamberlain is like paying a visit to Woolworth's; everything in its place and nothing above sixpence.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

‘Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.’ ‘Was it something I said?’ asks the son. ‘Yes.’

(Daniel Barker) British comedian, voice-artist & actor

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

The very best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.

(1896 – 1985) American actress

When the Republicans read the Constitution on the House floor, that's the first time ever that Republicans read something that wasn't written by a lobbyist.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger

Never say “Oops” always say “Ah, interesting!”

You might be a redneck if… your child’s first words are “Attention Kmart shoppers!

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality