Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 19)

Talk is cheap – except when Congress does it.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them.

(1924 – 2018) 41st U.S. president

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

I have often repented speaking, but never of holding my tongue.

(396 – 314 BC) Greek philosopher & mathematician

Before I start speaking, I'd like to say something.

It would be hard to be friends with Stephen Hawking because Stephen Hawking, you know, sounds like a robot and if you phoned him and he answered, you'd be like, 'Oh great, got the machine again' – and hang up.

Canadian comedian & actor

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

I'm not much of a storyteller… interesting how that all started…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they’re going to be talking.

When a person says that, in the interest of saving time, he will summarize his prepared statement, he will talk only three times as long as if he had read the statement in the first place.

If most people said what’s on their minds, they’d be speechless.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Women should be obscene and not heard.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

(450 BC – 388 BC) Greek Athenian comic playwright

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

(1957 – ) American actor, comedian, writer & director

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

We often think the way Gracie talks, but we pride ourselves that we never talk the way Gracie thinks.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer