Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 19)

Statesman: An ex-politician who has mastered the art of holding his tongue.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Out of the mouths of babes come things parents never should have said.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Most wives are like ventriloquists: they stand there nodding while the dummy does all the talking.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.

(1906 – 1992) Canadian-born American academic

I believe in talking behind peoples’ backs; that way, they hear it more than once.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Public speaking is very easy.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

(1922 – 2014) American comic actor & writer

You speak it the same way you speak English, you just use different words.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

(1882 – 1961) politician

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

My one claim to originality among Irishmen is that I never made a speech.

(1852 – 1933) Irish writer, poet, art critic & dramatist

If people listened to themselves more often, they'd talk less.

Speeches are like babies – easy to conceive but hard to deliver.

‘Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.’ ‘Was it something I said?’ asks the son. ‘Yes.’

(Daniel Barker) British comedian, voice-artist & actor

I was going to join the debating team, but somebody talked me out of it.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host