Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 2)

Woman: I've made a bet with a friend that I can get you to say at least three words this evening. What do you say to that?

Coolidge’s reply: You lose.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech; every now and then she stops to breathe.

(1893 – 1980) American singer, pianist, comedian & actor

In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Gossip: Anything that goes in one ear and over the back fence.

There are two sides to every argument, and they’re usually married to each other.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Be sincere; be brief; be seated.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Calvin Coolidge didn’t say much, and when he did, he didn’t say much.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I’m just preparing my impromptu remarks.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

About the only thing you can say for his constipation of ideas is his diarrhea of words.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

I will be so brief I have already finished.

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

They say you shouldn’t say nothin’ about the dead unless it’s good; he’s dead… good!

(1894 – 1975) American comedian

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

If I wasn’t talking, I wouldn’t know what to say.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer

Profanity: The father tongue.

Why is it that when anything goes without saying, it never does?

writer

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

(1898 – 1981) actor, singer, songwriter & movie producer

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist