Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 2)

I quit my job at the helium gas factory – I didn’t like being spoken to in that voice.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

A dialogue is a good monologue spoiled by somebody else talking.

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author

Goldarn it, Mr Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

(1919 – 1983) American rodeo performer & actor

Auctioneer: The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

His speeches left the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea.

(1863 – 1941) U.S. senator (California) & U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk; that will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

(1780 – 1832) English cleric, writer & collector

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

Profanity: The father tongue.

I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.

He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures – the director always yelled.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit

I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.

(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author