Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 20)

A lot of people think kids say the darnedest things, but so would you if you had no education.

(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

Oratory: The art of making deep noises from the chest sound like important messages from the brain.

I used to be a mime…. but now I can talk about it…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

(1980 – ) popular singer

I never give the public hell; I just tell the truth and they think it is hell.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher

Never say “Oops” always say “Ah, interesting!”

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

You speak it the same way you speak English, you just use different words.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

I will be so brief I have already finished.

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’, but ‘That’s funny…’

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I wasn’t allowed to speak while my husband was alive, and since he’s gone no one has been able to shut me up.

(1885 – 1966) American actress & gossip columnist

I have often repented speaking, but never of holding my tongue.

(396 – 314 BC) Greek philosopher & mathematician

Women don't want to hear what you think; women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.

(1923 – ) American journalist & gossip columnist